I am Russian and I drink Vodka... what else is important...I am hero to my people and it is my job, no, my duty to bring Vodka to the masses. Much like your Santa Claus but instead of toys, I give booze or drink it... whichever comes first.
Here is a little about me...
Where are you from?
MOTHER RUSSIA
Where were you born?
MOTHER RUSSIA
How did you hear about Tiki Bar TV?
DURING TOP SECRET MEETING AT KREMLIN
What is your second favorite podcast? (We already know your favorite one, duh)
WHAT IS PODCAST?
How old are you?
AGE HAS NO MEANING IN RUSSIA, YOU LIVE THEN YOU DIE
Are you married or single?
INFOMATION LIKE THIS IS USEFUL TO MY ENEMIES
Any kids?
NO. NEVER LEAVE TRACE OF WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN
Favorite booze?
VODKA
Favorite drink?
VODKA
Favorite movie?
HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER
Favorite tv show?
CANNOT AFFORD ONE
Favorite tiki/lounge album?
IVAN DRINKOV'S PARTY MIX
Favorite (non-tiki/lounge) album?
NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK
Mac or PC? (No fighting please)
KRAGNORST 76 - BEST COMPUTER EVER
Do you own an iPod? (If yes, what model?)
WHAT IS IPOD?
Broadband or dial-up?
I CAN DIAL UP MY PHONE
Do you speak Russian Code/Braille/1337?
ONLY RUSSIAN BAH!!!
OJ: Innocent or guilty?
OJ IS GUILTY UNLESS MIXED WITH VODKA, THEN IS INNOCENT
Sean Connery or Roger Moore?
NEITHER, CONNERY PLAY WUSSY RUSSIAN IN RED OCTOBER, WANTS TO DEFECT... BAH. ROGER MOORE WAS IN SPICE WORLD... BAH.
What’s your favorite Tiki Bar TV episode and why?
MUST YOU ASK?
What’s the drink you’d most like to see featured on the podcast?
MORE VODKA
Who would win in a fight: Han Solo or Indiana Jones?
IVAN DRAGO
Ever been to Hawaii?
WESTERN HOLIDAYS BAH, VISIT ST. PETERSBURG IN LATE SUMMER, THE FOOD LINES ARE BREATHTAKING.
Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?
BOURNE IDENTITY... FUNNY MOVIE. DAREDEVIL... FUNNIER
Class you hated most in school?
HISTORY OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION
What was your first car?
CAR? ONLY TOP OFFICIALS GET CAR. I AM LOWLY SERVENT TO THE PEOPLE. I TRAVEL WITH WALKING STICK
Would you take financial advice from the Tiki Bar TV crew?
ONLY FROM ME - INVEST IN MOTHER RUSSIA BEFORE SHE INVESTS IN YOU!!!
What is your favorite food?
BORSCHT WITH VODKA BUT OFCOURSE. NOW WE DRINK!!!
