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*Bri*

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About Me

First off, I'm really into children's literature. Visit my blog, Bri MeetsBooks.com , where I review books for publishers/authors. If you want a review, message me about your book or ARC.

I want to be a professor and specialize in women's and children's literature.
I'm also into sketch comedy. I want to write for Saturday Night Live one day. I perform improv and write odd sketches.
Sometimes I'm funny. I make a mean chai shake. I've seen Notting Hill more times than I'd like to know. I don't like stairs, bridges, and other stationary objects.
Once, during an improv show, I was asked to act out transpiration, the evaporation of water from plants. ..I like to think it's my plant process imitation skills that make me a well-rounded and interesting individual.
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My Interests

Writing, sitcoms, sketch comedy, jazz, the 1920's, cheesy 70/80s horror films, chai lattes, sudoku, children's literature, music, improv, kittens, screenwriting, academia, saturday night live

I'd like to meet:

The guy who created chai lattes so I can tell him how much they improved my life to the nth degree.

Music:

I will never be ashamed of my love for Neil Diamond. Stars, The Shins, Belle and Sebastian, Sarah McLachlan, Snow Patrol, Death Cab for Cutie, soundtracks, Trespassers William, Say Anything, Joshua Radin, Rilo Kiley, Bright Eyes, Mraz, Paramour, Travis, Ditty Bops, Interpol, Damien Rice, Old 97s, jazz, Nina Simone, Sufjan Stevens, Tilly and the Wall, Iron and Wine, and it goes on..

Movies:

Charlie Kaufman, Neil Simon, Richard Curtis, the Coens, Christopher Guest, Barton Fink, Eternal Sunshine, The Goodbye Girl, Raising Arizona, Bonnie and Clyde, Citizen Kane, Notting Hill, mockumentaries, The Good Girl, Little Miss Sunshine, Mean Girls, Lollilove, Kissing Jessica Stein, comedies in general

Television:

*The Office*, Friends, Saturday Night Live, The Soup, Psych, Project Runway, Law and Order: SVU, 30 Rock, Scrubs, Clean House, SCTV, Arrested Development, Jon and Kate Plus 8

Books:

Brave New World, The Last Unicorn, Dr. Suess, The Time Traveler's Wife, As I Lay Dying, Foxfire, Stardust, Sylvia Plath, Rilke, Woolf, Dogs of Babel, Lamb, A Dirty Job, Runaways, The Babysitters Club, Faulkner, The Paperbag Princess, Phantom Tollbooth, Joyce Carol Oates, A Room with a View, YA literature

Heroes:

People who participate in dance offs.

Performing: Marian Anderson, Tina Fey, Kristen Wiig, Catharine O'Hara
Literary: Ann Martin. Sylvia Plath. Virginia Woolf
Personal: My grandmother and aunt. I miss you every day. 3