Marla.™

Marla.™

Name: Marla 'The Tourist' Singer
Occupation: Selling stolen clothes to thrift stores
Interests: Support groups, Shagging, Smoking, Drinking, Overdosing on Xanax, Being a tourist, Stealing other's clothes, I am Jack's raging splene, Getting Jack to check my tits for cancer, Checking Jack's Prostate
Hates: Space Monkeys fucking manhandling me! Navigation

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Tyler Fucking Durden

My name is Marla Singer but you can call me Chloé Hellagan, Stephanie Burns, Amilié Toulouse, Aida Madrid anything that takes you fancy really. I'm a heavy smoker and alcoholic which comes from my Irish roots however unbeknown to most I can speak fluently in French, Spanish, Russian, Italian and English. I am also a well travelled girl visiting Africa, Italy, Switzerland, America, New Zealand, Australia, Japan, China, Spain, France, UK, Mexico, Russia and Greece.

At this strange moment in time I am living in New York, unemployed and enjoying lifes little luxuries like stealing meals from the meals on wheels van. I live in a small flat with my dildos and cigarettes, filling my stomach with Xanax every night hoping that death will come soon but it never does, I always end up calling the cops or Tyler to bail me out which results I weeks of endless shagging! My life consists of visiting support groups to make me feel alive, hell its cheaper than the cinema and you get free coffee! But of course, this makes me a Tourist as Jack calls it, a big fat liar and ofcourse my lie reflected his because both of us were fine, we did not have testicular cancer, AIDS, TB or Brain parasites, I ruined his life and in doing so he ruined mine!