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Tyler Durden

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About Me


Welcome to the official MySpace of PHATLIP.ORG Phatlip.org is a semi personal/comedic blog that gives its readers the "quirks of humanity". You know that seen in Fight Club where Tyler is clipping out the off-wall newspaper articles? Thats the kind of stuff you will find on PHATLIP.ORG in addition to some peronal type posts about my crazy life and I may even nerd out on you every once in a while. So be good space monkeys and check it out!"You are NOT your blog"-Tyler Durden

My Interests

Living each day to it's fullest without the pressures of the modern world pressing down on ones shoulders. Doing as little as possible, only things that are a necessity to live and those that are enjoyable.

I'd like to meet:

Ghandi, George Bush, Genghis Khan, Al Capone, Muhammad Ali,

Music:

No interest

Movies:

No interest

Television:

No interest

Books:

Fight Club

Heroes:

Myself

My Blog

Death By Caffeine

Death by Caffeine does online calculations on how much caffeine it would take to kill you. Give it a try, see how many Cocaine energy drinks you would have to drink until it kills you and has you in t...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:24:00 PST

Explosives Using Simple Household Items

A combination of toilet bowl cleaner and aluminum foil in a closed plastic container causes a chemical reaction to form within the container. Gases will build up and will cause the pressure in the bot...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 10:23:00 PST

Name My Tune

Don't you hate it when you hear a song on the radio and forget it's name? Do you find that you have no problem humming the song or remembering certain words, but not enough to figure out the artist or...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:35:00 PST

27 YR Old Sex Offender= 7th Grade Student?

Casey Price played at recess, did his homework, and was considered a good pupil.But Casey, a former student at Imagine School at Rosefield in Surprise, shouldn't have been enrolled. The supposed seven...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:17:00 PST

Captain Planets Anti Drug

OMG, this is fucking hilarious!Click here to watch-Tyler
Posted by Tyler Durden on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:49:00 PST

A Beer For Your Dog

Im not talking about trading in your dog for a beer, I am talking about a beer made FOR dogs! A brewery in Amsterdam(go figure) is currently making a beer called "Kwispelbier" (dutch for wagging tail)...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:14:00 PST

Ghetto Translator

I just found uh really tight ghetto translator dat ya pimpz should check out. what the fuck sup now?Translation:Da iGhetto-Jive Translator is a really cool "ghetto translator" that you guys should che...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:20:00 PST

Fuck You Tony Sinclair

The gin company known as "Tanqueray" has recently launched a new adcampaign with a new character known as Tony Sinclair. I hate this commercial for a number of reasons (I even got a little chill up my...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:35:00 PST

Tylers Pick Of The Day: Gym Teacher Turned Jedi?

An Orange County physical-education teacher was repeatedly shot with stun guns and hit with batons over the weekend after he claimed he was a character from Star Wars and charged a police officer, Orl...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Wed, 24 May 2006 11:19:00 PST

Tyler's Pick Of The Day: Homeless Man Licks Childrens Feet

"A homeless Orange County man who allegedly licked the feet of five boys after promising to cast them in a television commercial has been charged with lewd conduct, officials said Tuesday." That remin...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Wed, 17 May 2006 03:59:00 PST