I was born in the fabled lands of the Confederacy, destined to overtake the species of any intelligent significance. Soon I realized hope in this place was lost and so I turned within myself to find the bipedal humanoid everyone knows and loves. In the infancy of my journey into the Appalachian-esque underbelly of America I was received as a most strange being. "What are you?" the gingham clad creatures would ask. I responded "I am an American native sent to this village to save your livestock from anal rape." They did not understand. The longer I lived coexisting with these villagers the more I came to understand their odd customs. "So, you lie with she who sprang from the same womb? It is most odd to me ,but procreation is of utmost importance and if you must, you must. When shall we free those of the darker breeds?" I asked. They had no response aside from the shrill whine of banjo held relentless in the hands of stained tobacco. In the education institution customs were perhaps more strange than any I had witnessed. The offspring of apparent incestry and still others with obvious deficiencies were praised whilst those with adequate mental capacity were left to devices of most repulsed stupor and resilience. Still I was able to soldier through this sub-aquarian level disarray and was allowed gratis to follow a new path, a path of fortune, a path away from cauliflower ears and excessive dimpling. This path, however, could prove to be even more treacherous as I have journeyed even further into the deep. These new creatures seem to make sense although the language barrier impedes in some circumstances. And so, my journey in this new land takes place, here and now!Rebecca Washum~Responsible for the employment of feral indigent crack whores since 1988!
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Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||||||| 33%
Interdependence |||||||||| 40%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 60%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Wealth |||||||||| 40%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||| 20%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 60%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
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