which happy bunny are you?
congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything. You must be so proud
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Why's of Men1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX
(because they are plugged into a genius)
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2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
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3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
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4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)-----------------------------------------------
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)-----------------------------------------------
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
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6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
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7. HOW MANY MEN DOES I IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)-----------------------------------------------
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
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And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)--------------------------------------- --------
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!-----------------------------------------------
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma ..'
And they say blondes are dumb...---------------------------------------------
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'-----------------------------------------------
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensit ive man?A: A rumor
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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?A: They are practicing to be men.----------------------------------------------
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
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