Boner |
I was in Party City today and they had a mannequin on display dressed as a slutty pirate for Halloween. It was the stuff boners are made of. I think I will go back later and bone it.
Posted by Crash on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:03:00 PST |
Abracadabra |
I had the coolest dream this weekend! I was a magician. Not just any magician, but the greatest in the world. Keep in mind I've never fantasized about being a magician before.&n...
Posted by Crash on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:20:00 PST |
Bad Movie |
I figure giant man-eating crocodile plus the dude from Prison Break equals awesome, right? WRONG! I just bought Primeval on blu-ray and everything that could have possibly sucked abou...
Posted by Crash on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:16:00 PST |
WANNA BE MY BITCH? |
If an exciting and fulfilling career opportunity sounds like something you'd be interested in...read no further. However, if you enjoy constant teasing and public humiliation without pay then th...
Posted by Crash on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:35:00 PST |
Would you rather....? |
Would you rather die alone at 90 OR die on top of Jessica Alba at 30?
Posted by Crash on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:47:00 PST |
Hacked |
Please ignore any bulletins I may have appeared to post last night. Someone hacked my account. I have never been hacked before. I feel so violated...yet strangely aroused. :-)
Posted by Crash on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 05:27:00 PST |
I'm Finally Official |
Well, it is finally official. After 2 months of doing afternoon drive on an interim basis, the show has officially been moved to the coveted 2pm-7pm time slot. Sweet!
Posted by Crash on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:13:00 PST |
I'M LAZY |
It has come to my attention that I have not posted anything on this page since July and the profile clip from the show is almost a year old. If I were ambitious I would update to a cli...
Posted by Crash on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 04:05:00 PST |
Too Much Free Time |
Lucky for you I have all day free which enables me to think about too much stupid shit. For example, today I was pondering the existance of mankind and our significance in the universe and this ...
Posted by Crash on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 03:22:00 PST |
Idiot Bandwaggon |
You know how people that are extremely insecure with themselves, like christians and stewardesses, take offense to seemingly everything? I think I'm gonna be like that from now on. I ...
Posted by Crash on Wed, 17 May 2006 03:45:00 PST |
