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bec-uhh

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About Me

I'm smart, and I'm an ass a lot.

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Here's the deal:

I've been alot of places and done alot of things. I'm hard to impress. I like mixed drinks. I drink expensive beer. I like magic tricks. I like good tippers. I also enjoy pop rocks. They are the best candy. I've been skydiving. Yes, it was fun. Yes, I would do it again. I know more about Saturday Night Live than you can ever imagine. I like diet soda, and Hardee's milk shakes. I still consider blue M&M's to be new. I'm not as cocky as I sound. I'm an ass-grabber. I love click pens. I'm really crazy about spelling. I am sometimes referred to as SuperSpellCheckaBecca because I always know how to spell it. Ask me. I'll tell you. Alot of people call me Shmecca. I like it. I collect $1 poker chips from casino hotels. I always check the reject bin at the tolls. I always wanted to go through the elastic jungle on global guts. I organize handfuls of multi-colored candy by color before I eat them. I like when it's time to buy girl scout cookies. I have A LOT of DVD's. I like every kind of music you can imagine. Most of the time, I take more electronics on trips than clothes. I'm a Mac and and a PC. It took me four and a half years to graduate college so I'm just a little bit smarter than those four year graduates. I like reading books and learning more than the normal person. Oh, and I majored in broadcast journalism. I don't really want to do the local news. I don't really want to write for a newspaper. I like intelligent conversations. I talk alot when I'm nervous. I like Gucci Rush perfume, and I straighten my hair alot. I like wearing Ugg boots. I like wearing flip flops. I'm highly pessimistic, I'm highly sarcastic, and I'm highly cynical. My mouth has the tendency to get me in trouble. I have no patience but I'm a waitress which means I have to be patient all night. I laugh in the face of danger. I work in radio. I work in two restaurants but I usually leave work hungry. I love my jobs but I complain alot. I'm painfully busy the majority of the time but I love it. I play board games. I like puzzles. Little kids are still fun to hang out with. I have a real job, but I still like to babysit. I enjoy classical music. I should have learned to play an instrument. I have a favorite band every month. If you burn me a CD, I'll love every song. I really like the muppets. I eat out more than I eat in. I like to buy watches, purses, DVDs, and magazines. I am a consumer and label whore. I like attention. I'm really good at finding sales. I'll do anything for a deal, money, or generally just to make someone laugh. I'm a people pleaser and I want everyone to like me. I come across as obnoxious but its a front until I get comfortable. I take my camera everywhere. Obviously, I like writing about myself.

My Interests

saturday night live, music, NBC, radio, talking too much, live music/concerts/shows, drunks, working alot, laughing really hard at myself and occasionally other people, my neverending sarcasm, funny kids, good food, alcohol, sleeping, traveling, europe, friends, the OC, partying, new york city, vegas, coffee, hot tea, grits, shopping for things i don't need but want alot of, acting, entertaining people with my wit, charm, and large ego...

I'd like to meet:

people who are funny.people that can spell correctly.

Music:

i love music. there is no way i can make a list of artists.

Movies:

anchorman, back to the future 1-3, almost famous, kill bill vol. 1 and 2, mean girls, garden state, dirty dancing, napoleon dynamite, closer, pulp fiction, superstar, history of the world: part 1, labyrinth, the nightmare before christmas, edward scissorhands, anything made by tim burton, the breakfast club, steel magnolias, bedknobs and broomsticks, every animated disney movie ever made, trainspotting, halloween (the only movie besides the twilight zone movie that REALLY scared me), waynes world, saturday night live the best of (insert name here)

Television:

SNL, MSNBC, countdown with keith olbermann, CNN, the travel channel, 360 with anderson cooper, def poetry jam, anthony bourdain, the OC, vh1, anything that sparks my interest really..

Books:

live from new york: an uncensored history of saturday night live, nine stories by salinger, catcher in the rye, on the road, the bell jar, the new york trilogy, a tree grows in brooklyn, the amazing adventures of kavalier and clay, the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe, the modern jewish girls guide to guilt

Heroes:

all the smart, hilarious, gifted and talented, handy to have around and those that are generally a pleasure to look up to.this includes but is not limited to...lorne michaels, tina fey, amy poehler, gilda radner, amy sedaris, stephen colbert, maya rudolph, conan o'brien, david bowie, the creator of miracle whip (the mayonnaise with the tangy zip), walt disney, jim henson, dr. emmett brown, j.d salinger, angelina jolie, oprah, anderson cooper, roger rabbit, sylvia plath, barbara walters, will ferrell, judd apatow, adam mckay, george washington, red fraggle, chevy chase, molly shannon, tim burton, edward r. murrow, acme portable holes, herbert hoover, anthony bourdain

My Blog

typical scorpio

i've always lived up to every stereotype of my zodiac sign. i googled scorpio because i google everything and found some definitive scorpio traits that i absolutely have.If you're sensitive, don't ask...
Posted by bec-uhh on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:42:00 PST

highlights

i have an obsession with my new macbook. it just constantly amazes me. plus, it's pretty!besides that, here are the two highlights of the present:1. apparently, i never did my state taxes. so, last we...
Posted by bec-uhh on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:53:00 PST

genius

all A's and B's final semester of college.not bad considering at one point i was juggling a full-time job, a part-time job, an internship and 7 other classes. i'm pretty much a schedule master and a g...
Posted by bec-uhh on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:59:00 PST

peep it.

i had to make a video essay for one of my advanced tv production classes. no voice track, just natural sound and interviews. this is aquabatics, a friend's band. i'm pretty proud of it. after...
Posted by bec-uhh on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:32:00 PST

hallelujah hollaback

1. i have 8 classes, 2 jobs, and an internship.2. one of my teachers pretty much hates me because i roll my eyes all up in her face, and i don't care that she makes a billion dollars in 3 hours or wha...
Posted by bec-uhh on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:51:00 PST

top 15 albums of 2006 in my opinion... which matters alot by the way :)

there are probably 85 more albums i could add to this list to make it a more accurate portrayal of what music was good in 2006, however, i tried to narrow it down to ones that were really exceptional ...
Posted by bec-uhh on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:40:00 PST

my job is better than your job... not really.

I found this online. Pretty much sums up many of the thoughts I carry on a daily basis at work haha. What really bothers me is the spelling mistakes in this. The next time your out eating at a rest...
Posted by bec-uhh on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 08:58:00 PST

so right

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Posted by bec-uhh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST