miss mermaid and suzie mc wong |
miss mermaidsuzie mc wong... Posted by winter on Fri, 18 May 2007 06:34:00 PST |
the new girl on reception |
i often get into trouble at work for been quietand not giving enough inputat meetingsafter a riveting meeting (something about how the company is doing something which is exciting but i don't know wha... Posted by winter on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:47:00 PST |
hi i'm a mac |
Hi I'm a pc and I'm a constantly evolving piece of hardware, with a ridiculously large volume of software applications. I'm at the cutting edge of technology and can be modified to suit the individual... Posted by winter on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:28:00 PST |
the story of henry the goldfish |
he paid of his debtsso not to leave a burdenhe went out for a last drink with friendswithout telling themsaying goodbyewithout saying goodbyehe stood on the chairslipped the noose over his neckkicked ... Posted by winter on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:06:00 PST |
sugar coated |
why did daddy kill himself?because he hates youyou never stop wanting'i want this''i want that'all the fucking time'i want''i want''i want'you selfish little bitchnow hes deadbecause of youmummy ?fuck... Posted by winter on Tue, 08 May 2007 05:21:00 PST |
five o'clock shadow |
five o'clock shadowi read some books on surgerystudied pictures of the brainshaved my headdrilled holessterilised my scalpelcut deep insidei sit in rooms shakingsometimes i laugh inside my headsometim... Posted by winter on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:17:00 PST |
other peoples pets |
i make friendswith other peoples petsi give them snacksand talk to themif they are wearing a collarthen I address them by their nameotherwise I just make up a name for themwhen their owners shout them... Posted by winter on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:11:00 PST |
the disappearing trick |
i learned a trick when i was a childi would go deep inside myselfwhere you cant find mei would close my eyesand you would leave me alone... Posted by winter on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:29:00 PST |
cats and dogs |
at work today i picked up a stapler and started to staple my face they sent me to the nurse she asked, "why did you do it?" i wanted to be pleasant but the urge to say "cunt " overwhelmed me i got tw... Posted by winter on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:17:00 PST |
hare goddess |
Posted by winter on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 06:43:00 PST |