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That's Captain Jahzzie to you!!!

I am the Captain of the Good Ship Influence Because I am always under it...

About Me

I do not speak java, html, cyberspeak, text or chat. I'm an editing Nazi. I have an irritating habit of sending back emails with spelling corrections. I tend to write like I speak, long winded, run on sentences, that if you take the time to listen to me, I do make sense, but fortunately only to a small group of select people. Anything larger and I would classify as an evil overlord.
I'm a capitalist, a Rennie, a cat mommy, a pirate, a hippie sort of, a realist, an optimist, recovering catholic. I believe in the positive message in all religions, not the leaders who say they know what the "right" idea in the name of the church. Man by nature is infallible so not always to be trusted when the heat is on. Altho I profess to be a realist, I still believe in fairies, elves, ghosts, fate, love at first sight, love sneaking up on you and hitting you upside the head with a 2X4 and the tooth fairy. I'd rather chase rainbows than a boring middle class suburban lifestyle.
I'm addicted to motorcycles, muscle cars, tattoo's, cigarettes and coffee and learning something new every day
as far as clothing, I wear combat boots, Chuck Taylors, jeans, big worn out sweaters and whatever is clean. I also dress like a 1930's vamp or radio star when I go out. Anything that shows off the curves and adds a little sparkle.
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code My megalomania is deeply rooted in running the ship. I cannot be told what to do. A certain group that shall remain nameless learned quickly that I do not respond to demands. I am the woman of the house, the ship, the relationship, the business and my life. It took alot of shitty relationships to figure this out, but I need my happiness first. Except the cats. Their happiness comes first. I sleep till noon only because they let me.
It takes a lot to piss me off. Really it does. There is a short list of things you can do to make me black label you in my eyes. Don't hurt or belittle my friends. They will still be by my side long after you're gone. don't hurt your children. don't hurt any child. don't do something to lose my respect. I'm not perfect, I know you're not either. don't pretend to be. I don't help people that won't help themselves. Don't tell me my beliefs are bullshit, I will bring down the hammer of the gods. Once I see the ugliness of your soul, you've lost me. I don't forgive ignorance.
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My Interests

renaissance festivals, horror movies, BAD horror movies, landscaping, SCA, Dagorhir, trying to find Financing for my hotel, tattoo's, motorcycles, muscle cars, classic cars, piracy, tall ships, shiny things, catching up on my reading list, Meatloaf, Brian Setzer, historical recreation-ism, and being the mistress to three felines.

I'd like to meet:

People who don't have so many issues they need a subscription, more people like me, SCA people, more Rennies, people that may be able to help further my business, All the cast members of Rocky Horror Picture Show,Jesse Ventura,Brian Setzer, Nancy Collins, oh and George Bush just so I can smack him and ask him WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!

Music:

My first love is Meatloaf, anything with Jim Steinman. big band/ swing music, SKA, reagge, old skool anarchy punk, 60's psychedelic, glam rock, 80's hairspray arena rock, Springsteen, Stray Cats, Heavy Metal, Charlie Daniels, Johnny Cash, Rockabilly, Classic 50's Rock, The Blues Brothers, Elvis, Ramones, the weird shit, The Corsairs, the Pirates Royale, Women of Whimsey, The Indigo Girls, Bob Dylan, up tempo Latin music, almost anything up tempo.

Movies:

Arrrrgh, don't make me pick. Net Flix hates me. I'm a cable movie surfer. I'll watch what ever is on. I lived for Saturday matinée afternoons on channel 11. More bad Godzilla movies, Abbot and Costello and The Blob movies the better.

Television:

Frankly, I watch too much. Why pay for a college education when I can learn everything I need on TV and from my cats. I sleep with the Remote under my pillow. I tend to centralize on PBS, Weather Channel, CNN, TBS, History, A&E, Cartoon Network, TLC, Discovery, Food Network and Comedy Central. What I do think they need to do is make a Law & Order Channel so I don't have to keep changing the channel.

Books:

anything by Nancy Collins, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, cook books, historical cookbooks, books about ghost stories, books about other people, other areas, books on witchcraft, books books more books.

Heroes:

Women of the Suffragist movement. Elanor Roosevelt, FDR, Teddy Roosevelt, Jesse Ventura, Richard Branson, Grace O'Malley, Cleopatra, Queen Victoria. People who are willing to show a little belief, and be willing to follow their dreams.

My Blog

Now I know ALOT of you didn't see this coming.

Ok, if you haven't figured it out yet, Maggot/ Chris and I are seperating.  At this point I'm only explaining why on a "one on one" basis, and if I don't think it's any of your business, I will t...
Posted by That's Captain Jahzzie to you!!! on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:53:00 PST

They either love me or hate my fucking guts

Ok, so last night I found out that that one of the managers is having a birthday party of saturday. I was not informed of this. I don't really care about it because this is my least favorite mangler a...
Posted by That's Captain Jahzzie to you!!! on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:08:00 PST

The political Wish list.

So no shit, Here I am sitting in Gelflings livingroom, discussing politics with Miss Zoe and we've decided we are political genius's.   We've mulled it over, and this is what we've come up with.&...
Posted by That's Captain Jahzzie to you!!! on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:24:00 PST

I'm a bigger bitch lately than I normally am.

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call ...
Posted by That's Captain Jahzzie to you!!! on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:49:00 PST

horrorscope.

My John Cainer horrorscope for today.     What ever I'm doing, I must be doing something right......This is for Gemini for today. 365 days in a year. Ten years in a decade. Ten decades ...
Posted by That's Captain Jahzzie to you!!! on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:47:00 PST

I'm a bitch!!!

So, my manager tells me today that one of my co-workers won't come back to work because I yelled at him!   I actually made someone quit because I pissed them off.  Granted, he was a 17 year ...
Posted by That's Captain Jahzzie to you!!! on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:49:00 PST

Where have all the bad girls of the world gone?

A friend asks "where have all the bad girls of the world gone? "    They got old.  They found religion. They got pregnant and became single moms. They OD'd. They went to rehab. They jo...
Posted by That's Captain Jahzzie to you!!! on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:27:00 PST

Valentine's day

Valentine's day is here.  ooooooh.  wooopie.   For my friends who are single, I have Cupid in a headlock, beating about the head with his own wings.  Any requests? Coughing up more...
Posted by That's Captain Jahzzie to you!!! on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:38:00 PST

cars, my luck, Anti-gardian angels

Well shit. So I was in NJ all weekend helping my hetero-lifemate move into her new digs. Things went smoothly, no problems. Truck ran fine. Hung out with an old friend while up there, and won a game o...
Posted by That's Captain Jahzzie to you!!! on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:30:00 PST

saying hi from the grave

Heh heh. It's funny sometimes when people you love and who loved you when they still walked this plane of existance reach across the great spiritual divide to say hi in their own way. I was visit...
Posted by That's Captain Jahzzie to you!!! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:13:00 PST