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Tampon Ghost

When do we start fighting?

About Me

I'm quite shy. I don't get out much. I start the day with a Fray Bentos. I love colour. I live in South London. Note to North Londoners - That's SOUTH of the river, not south of the equator, or the South Pole. I fucking hate horses I need a poo.

My Interests

haunting, dancing, painting, drumming, cooking, salvia. Scary shit like this fascinates me andDavid Shrigley .

I'd like to meet:

Adam and Joe. Southern scalliwags. Anyone who owns a really big telescope. I mean a telescope!

Music:

Anything good. Always and forever: AFRIRAMPO!!!!!

Beastie Boys, The Smiths, Fiery Furnaces, Joni, The Who, Pulp, Super Furry Animals,

Lately: DJ Rubbish and Cassetteboy, Kelpe, Point B, Magik Markers, The Cat Empire. Noise.

Movies:

Pee Wee's Big Adventure,Clerks, Naked (why hasn't the best film of the 90's been released on DVD???), Chopper, The Jerk, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Wild at Heart, Nikita, The 39 Steps, Armageddon. Mullholland Drive, Requiem for a Dream, Team America. Hero, Rushmore, Evil Dead II.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Green Wing, Spaced, Six Feet Under, Sunset Beach, Shameless, Anything beginning in S is usually good... Harry Hill's TV Burp. Watching Price Drop TV whilst eating my tea. Where's the radio section? Radio: BBC RADIO 6, Talk Sport. Resonance when I can tune in.

Books:

The Secret History- Donna Tartt, Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen Fry, The Dirt, Generation X - Douglas Coupland. Dear Boy: The Life of Keith Moon, Keep the Aspidistra Flying, Fear and Loathing etc etc. I belong to the library. Yes, that is where I belong..... you'll find me in the mills and boon section, surreptitiously flicking through the sexy bits, whilst flicking my sexy bits.

Heroes:

My mates.... Sometimes my hairdresser, but I gotta say, my hair looks rubbish today. Brian Haw, Michel Thomas. Hola! Randal Graves, Hi Monkey and....Kate Bush:Lee Miller:Lucienne Day:

My Blog

The Numbing of the American Mind

The numbing of the American mind: culture as anesthetic. Harper's Magazine, April, 2002, by Thomas de Zengotita... the massive influx of impressions is so great; surprising, barbaric, and violent thin...
Posted by Tampon Ghost on Thu, 17 May 2007 02:16:00 PST

Transparent

Visa site flaw reveals personal details: "A website flaw that revealed the personal details of people applying for visas in Britain was left unchecked for a year after the problem was first reported, ...
Posted by Tampon Ghost on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:35:00 PST

Toxic

Modern life really is rubbish. Call me ignorant, but the way I'm feeling today, I would happily trade this existence in 2007 for life in 1957 even if it meant i had to shit on an outdoor toilet. I kn...
Posted by Tampon Ghost on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:15:00 PST

Away with your latest version

Every time I go to use my MSN (I know, but I have to use it as my mate in Spain uses it) I can't log in until I bloody download the latest version. It says I will not be able to use it unless I do. WH...
Posted by Tampon Ghost on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:53:00 PST

panic

uh oh, I accidentally sent Lynne a blog invite to my rubbish blog which I don't even write in anymore, so now I have to quickly write something. If it is 1% as good as hers (the bitch) then it might b...
Posted by Tampon Ghost on Fri, 11 May 2007 05:55:00 PST

Check out this video: The Trick Noise Makers Feel Good Words

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Posted by Tampon Ghost on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:00:00 PST

That shit is funny shit

Lynne's Blog. Pure bloody genius!
Posted by Tampon Ghost on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 06:05:00 PST

Spooky salvia

someone wrote this on the salvia experiment page:"I find it interesting that the active ingredient in Salvia is unique to the plant, and it only grows wild in one place in the whole world, which happe...
Posted by Tampon Ghost on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:31:00 PST

Toothpaste

Aim toothpasteAquafreshArm and HammerBlanXClose-UpCloSYSIIColgateComplete toothpasteCrestCupridentDarlieElmexEuthymolFresh BreathGleemIpanaJanina Whitening ToothpasteMacleansMentadentOral-BPepsodentRe...
Posted by Tampon Ghost on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:22:00 PST

Jarvis Rules. I love this video, it's both terrifying and hilarious

like an Evil Dead movie. ...
Posted by Tampon Ghost on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:52:00 PST