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Jess

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door

About Me

I have a love of mustaches that consumes my daily thoughts.

My Interests

Playing Dress-Up, Burlesque, Bar Fights, Exploring Caves, Live Music, Making Stuff, Ouija Boards, Muscle Cars, Thrifting, Over Analizing Shit, Dance Parties, Mix Tapes, Drunken Karoeke, Dirty Tequila, Triple Ply Toilet Paper

I'd like to meet:

My Doppelgänger & Tom Selleck (moustache only and prior to 1990)

Music:

Ted Nugent, Grateful Dead, Rolling Stones, Bill Monroe, Cheap Trick, Blind Melon, Siouxsie & The Banshees, Larry Sparks, Stevie Ray Vaugn, Elmore James, Morphine, Blue Oyster Cult, , David Bowie, Howlin' Wolf, Peggy Lee, Bellamy Brothers, Fats Waller, Alice n Chains, The Kinks, Tammy Wynette, Huey Lewis, Van Halen (David Lee Roth), G-Love, Manu Chao, Django Reinhardt, Johnny Cash, Loretta Lynn, Nina Simone,Claudio Villa, Merle Haggard, Primus, Tom Waits, Mustache Rock, Honkey-Tonk, Rag Time & Jelly Roll

Movies:

Strange Brew, Just One of the Guys, American Graffiti, Reality Bites, Urban Cowboy,The Toy, Pecker, Full Metal Jacket, Working Girl, Waiting For Guffman, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Wet Hot American Summer, Annie Hall, Clash of the Titans, Die Hard

Television:

Welcome Back Kotter, Little Rascals, Wonder Years, Extra's, Lavern & Shirley, Benny Hill, SkinaMax

Books:

Lolita, Great Expectations, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Bathroom Stalls.

Heroes:

Gilda Radner, Fox Mulder, & my late 2nd cousin Ms.Tammy Wynette

My Blog

A Joke.. Hardly Funny At All

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street andpass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying herflowers. The redhead sighs and says, Oh crap, my boyfriend is buyi...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:37:00 PST