Music, Sports -Steelers, Pirates, Penguins, Bulls-, Philosophy, Politics -Blue States-, Intelligent conversations, Movies, Art, Writing, a little bit more music, my best friends...
A new General Manager for the Pittsburgh Pirates, all of the girls in the True ads that pop up on Myspace, a publisher, a weak guy holding a winning power ball ticket when no one else is around, a small animal that can talk, a clown when he isn't working as a clown, and someone who can fix my neck.
Interesting people who think I'm interesting.
Girls...hmm...
Someone who impresses me without trying. Someone who thinks my friends are funny. Someone my mom could appreciate. Someone who makes me remember and forget.
The chances of me getting into a relationship are slightly greater than zero. I like strong personalities, great brains, fun people, conversationalists, girls who can hang all night or watch a movie and crash out at 10:30, girls with personal style, a way about them, a certain je ne sais quoi, if you will (and if you think I actually talk like that, you're retarded). I like people who are INTERESTED in things. Music, movies, art, fashion, doggies, bunnies, fishies, kitties, origami...whatever. Doesn't even have to be something I like. Just LIKE something. How is it that so many girls' activities are limited to working, drinking, shopping, tanning, and talking on the phone? I'm completely uninterested in party girls. You're fun to hang out with but I honestly can't take the vacant personalities and lack of morality seriously. Fucking lame. And oh yeah, I do care about looks, and no, that doesn't make me superficial. It makes me realistic. Superficial would be caring about ONLY that. I want the total package. I'm pickier than Seinfeld. I want to look at your face, hear your voice, listen to your thoughts, and actually enjoy doing all of that...
Oh yeah...if you're 95% of everybody - and let's face it, the odds dictate that you are - I won't add you. If you don't email me, the chances of me adding you rapidly approach zero. If you're not from LA and you don't email me, there is absolutely no chance in hell. If you're not going to affect my REAL life in any way, I won't add you, because, well, that's just a waste.
And one last thing...if you can't do "your and you're" or "there, their, and they're", or if you think it's "supposably"instead of "supposedly" or "could of, should of, would of" rather than "could have, should have, would have" I'm gonna think you're dumb. Those aren't typos. They're an unintelligent neglect of the English language.
The Inner Circle
I have spectacular friends.
Brother Jason
Ashton
Chris D'Elia
Matt D'Elia
Chris Macho
Nic
Doog
Dave Miller
Shanewreck
A.P. (The Magician)
Not Guilty
Meeyan Alba
Kevin
Trevor
Prepon
Collin
Local God Clothing
Chris of Local God
Trent
Tyson
Zen
Joey Bigtime
Heath
Justin
Daniele
E-Lo (Best Ever)
Emmy
Leah
Lauryn
Twigga
Holly
Sabrina
Elybean
Nicole
Shoshie
Lauren
Celeste
Nichole
Chris Carter, DJ Extraordinaire
The Shys
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What They Said
Deftones, Glassjaw, Sunny Day Real Estate, Tool, Coheed and Cambria, Saosin, Circa Survive, The Used, The Fire Theft, Radiohead, Thursday, AFI, Sparta, Rise Against, Hopesfall, Dredg, From First to Last, Brand New, My Chemical Romance, Team Sleep, Silverstein, Mars Volta, At the Drive In, A Perfect Circle, Poison the Well, A Static Lullaby, Modest Mouse, Coldplay, 2pac, Outkast, GURU/Gang Starr, Dashboard Confessional, The Beauitful Mistake, the Refused, Muse, System of a Down, The Bled, The Fall of Troy, Alexisonfire, The Receiving End of Sirens, Bear vs. Shark, Bullet For My Valentine, Atreyu, He Is Legend.
Pulp Fiction, Clockwork Orange, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Seven, 21 Grams, Closer, Kill Bill, Austin Powers, Ace Ventura, The Big Lebowski, 28 Days Later, Lord of the Rings, Buffalo 66, American Psycho, Waking Life.
The West Wing, sports, the Fuse Network, CNN, Seinfeld, The Colbert Report, the Simpsons, Boston Legal, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the Daily Show, Kids in the Hall, Saturday Night Live, The Office. I hate reality shows.
Books? What are books?
I used to have ADD when it came to books, but now I like them. I try to read every day. Currently working on The Rules of Attraction by Bret Easton Ellis, Brightness Falls by Jay McInerney, and The End of Faith by Sam Harris. Recent books - Less Than Zero, American Psycho, Lunar Park, and Glamorama by Bret Easton Ellis, Survivor; Lullaby; Choke; Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk, Ham on Rye by Bukowski, Letters to a Young Poet by Rainer Maria Rilke, Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, and The Great Unravelling by Paul Krugman, screenplay books etc...
My parents, Michael Jordan, Chino Moreno, Maynard James Keenan, Daryl Palumbo, Eddie Vedder, Bret Easton Ellis, Bill Maher, Bill Clinton, Chuck Palahniuk, Thom Yorke, Michael Ware, Ashton Holmes, the D'Elia's. People who think. People who reflect. People who care.