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Bullett & Gunn

"They had me in stitches" -- Uday Hussein

About Me

Bullett and Gunn are Matthew Alford and Brett Morton, a comedy double act from the South West, England. Their stated aim is to "enact a novelty song ideological blitzkreig, using Brett's musical talents and Matt's laborious analysis". It's hilarious.
In 2005, they were described by Chortle as having "style and verve" with "professionalism to match" even though they were quite shit then. In 2006, they put on their first show at the Edinburgh Festival, "Bullett & Gunn's Massive Pop Explosion", and toured in the French Alps. In Summer 2007 they appeared as their alter egos, The Scary Sisters, at the Glastonbury Festival and put on a new show for the Camden Fringe.
THE SCARY SISTERS
Scary Sisters. Live and Undead
Although Matt taught Brett to read when they were eight, the duo really started working together in 2002 when they moved to Birmingham and presented the breakfast show on a local radio station, Vale Fm. Matt then reached the final of BBC Talent's Urban Sketch Show Initiative and the following year Matt and Brett were finalists in Leicester Comedy Festival's Radio Writing Competition and then the 2004 Chortle Student Awards.
Individually, Matt works as an independent researcher on cinema and performs as a stand-up. Brett performs professionally as a solo singer songwriter and TV presenter. They are currently appearing together on a show they devised called "You Can't Say That" on Red TV (Sky 186), following a successful series Brett produced called "Live at the Adam and Eve" for the same company.
Bullett & Gunn would also like to come up with a really funny joke about how they write about themselves in the third person, but can't think of a good one right now, can we Matt?
Matt: No.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/10/2006
Band Members: Brett Morton and Matthew Alford

You Can't Say That from Brett Morton on Vimeo .
Influences: Noam Chomsky, Bill Hicks, Rage Against The Machine, Ian Cognito, Jason Rouse, Bottom, Neil Hamburger, Blackadder, Sisters Of Mercy, Derek and Clive, Christmas Hymns, NWA, Johnny Cash, and all of the shittest pop music around: Elton John, Mika, Brian Adams, Enrique Iglesias, James Blunt et al...
Sounds Like: This is a show Brett produced and presented for RedTV, Sky186. Bullett and Gunn's alter egos, The Scary Sisters, make an appearance at the end...
LIVE @ THE ADAM & EVE... THE PUB GIG ON YOUR TELLY...

BRETT'S BAD GIG...

Record Label: Exiled Recordings UK
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

On the Record

On The Record Bullett and Gunn's favourite songs are as follows: 1 Temple of Love, The Sisters of Mercy Matt: "Gunn and I were in a Goth rock act, the Scary Sisters, inspired by this one.  I was...
Posted by Bullett & Gunn on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:52:00 PST

Matt's Edinburgh 2006 Diary

Saturday 20th August:-  I think the best place to start a run of shows at the Edinburgh Fringe is in Venezuela.  Yep, I've been stuck in the capital Caracas for 36 hours because o...
Posted by Bullett & Gunn on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:05:00 PST

Matt's 2007 Glastonbury Festival Diary

I am starting to write this on the back of a manky festival ticket envelope, stuck in a flimsy two-man tent, the rain pelting down, next to my friend and colleague Brett who has just been injected in ...
Posted by Bullett & Gunn on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:27:00 PST

Gig List 2003-2006

200621/08 Jekyll & Hyde, Edinburgh22/08 Jekyll & Hyde, Edinburgh23/08 Jekyll & Hyde, Edinburgh23/08 The Beehive, Edinburgh24/08 Jekyll & Hyde, Edinburgh25/08 Jekyll & Hyde, Edinbur...
Posted by Bullett & Gunn on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:36:00 PST

Reviews

Reviews: 2006..:   "Extremely quick witted and funny... I enjoyed this show and would pay to see Bullett and Gunn next year"Edfringe.com "Perfectly timed musical act with a difference... Nothing...
Posted by Bullett & Gunn on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:10:00 PST

Early Years: The First Gig

by Brett... We first met on the tough back streets of downtown Torquay, Devon, and soon found that a way to express our disillusionment with the mayhem that surrounded us was the underground cult artf...
Posted by Bullett & Gunn on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:14:00 PST

Dragon's Den Pitch (extracts)

In October 2006 we entered the BBC's "Dragon's Den" with our "Methane Converter Underpants".  Although we were talking total bollocks, a producer called us back.  They seemed to get sus...
Posted by Bullett & Gunn on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 02:42:00 PST

Can You Pass the B&G Exam?

Flex your funny muscles with Bullett and Gunn's test!MATHSBath is 106 miles from Coventry, Swindon is 32 miles from Bath, and Coventry is 70 miles from Swindon. Bullett and Gunn are driving a car at 6...
Posted by Bullett & Gunn on Thu, 18 May 2006 04:58:00 PST

The Early Years: A Clash With Gaywood

It may seem strange to you, the reader, who has known us as devil-may-care revolutionary comedy crooners, but there was a time when we were much younger that our lives could have forked into quit...
Posted by Bullett & Gunn on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 05:50:00 PST