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its LARRY bitches.

I am here for Dating

About Me

It's Larry bitches. Muh name. Larry bees livin in floryda wid muh mama. Gots us a niiiiice trailah. Larry luvin sum Jack an Jim an Bud. Larry done good an gots himself outta jail fuh wile now. Larry lookin for sum luvin. SUM ROCK YO BODY LUV. Cuz dat bees what larry bess at. An he aint diskriminate, rock yo body luv wid woman an man. an fuh all yu evil bitches, LARRY AINT GOT NO DRINKIN PROBLEM! HIS PROBLEM DAT HE AINT DRINKIN NUFF!

My Interests

FINDIN MUH PEANUT BUTTAH BITCHES! BBQ sauce on muh face! Prayin. Star wars. Muh teddy bear (larry sentimenintal). Boozin. (larry jus scaped frum rehab). KNITTIN. Huntin. Fishin. Shootin. Mechanical engineering. Oprah. Jesus. Mud boggin. Tattooin. Football. Beer. AnythAng wid tits.
Your Hillbilly Name Is...
Billy "Smells like bacon and cow lickin" Smitty Hillbilly Name Generator

I'd like to meet:

DONT BE HATIN ON LARRY. Lotsa women. Women I ain't gotta pay. Men too. larry also lookin fuh RANDROL. Gonna fine dat mothah fuckah an fuck him dah fuckity fuck up. no good lian peanut buttah theef.
You Are An Iris
You are a unique he-bitch who needs a lot of novelty in his life.
An inspiration seeker, you often have to change scenery to recharge. Larry aint like dose prizon bars
You don't deal well with structure or rules. Larry break dah rulz. You need to do it your own way.
Your ideal relationships are free and flowing. No one can tie you down. Larry likes to be tied down occashunally. What Flower Are You?

Music:

Metallica. Ozzy. White Snake. Madonna.
Your Monster Profile
Hell Beast Vampire

You Feast On: hot pockets, dried cat food, and yoohoo

You Lurk Around In: Sewers and Victoria Secret

You Especially Like to Torment: RANDALL, gonna fuck him up What's Your Monster Name?

Movies:

Rocky an Rambo. Anythang with Sly, Segal, Newhart, Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson, or Hillary Duff. An Harry Potter of course. Larry think snape be dah bomb diggity.

Television:

Golden girls. American Chopper. Miami Ink. Passions.

Books:

Created @ Starboo.com

Heroes:

Muh mama. She spank me lot but larry earned it. peter pan (of dah peanut buttah). Men wid boats. Latex wearin clowns wid feather headdresses.

My Blog

If yu want Larree alls yu gotsta due is HOLLA!

..>..> ..> dat lady aint no ladee you knows what Larre means. Dat ladee Larre gunta marrie had hur babe and it aint no Larre babe It a no good lyi90nng cihinx babee!!! It aint got larrys chocol.at fe...
Posted by its LARRY bitches. on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:54:00 PST

where larrys britches at?

witch one of yu bitches gots larrys britches?  yall knoe dat larry aint got many pares...mama bin nittin dose britches up an larry keep on warin dem.  now one of larrys britches gone missin ...
Posted by its LARRY bitches. on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 03:59:00 PST

Buttah gonna kill ola larry

larry dern near choked on his peanut buttah sanwich todae.  he thinkin dat buttah bees mad at him fuh stickin his wang in dah jar.  what ole larry tuh do?  larry gonna die cuz his butta...
Posted by its LARRY bitches. on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:30:00 PST

ROCK YO BODY LUV

what bees ROCK YO BODY LUV?  sum bitch axed me dat lass nite and larry thought he might want tah tell the world what it be.  maybe thats why no body give him luv cuz dey aint knowin what ROC...
Posted by its LARRY bitches. on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 10:40:00 PST

LARRY GEDDIN ANGRY

Larry bin lookin fuh sum luv for quite sum time now.  He aint understandin why no one wanta get wid him.  So one day larry wuz talkin wid his officer (parol officer dat is) and larry ask him...
Posted by its LARRY bitches. on Tue, 30 May 2006 09:42:00 PST

What the fuck?!!

So, I jus got back from a local concert at da bar I go tuh ev'ry night an I am so fuckin angry...some girl threw her drink at me cuz I used my right of free speach. All I tole her was that i...
Posted by its LARRY bitches. on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:45:00 PST

chiken

i luv me some chicken.  dont you?  that's all i got to say right now.  i luv chicken.  cooked chicken.  none of that raw shit.  i used to do that back when i was a punk i...
Posted by its LARRY bitches. on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:32:00 PST

larry's feelings

i aint never blogged nuthin fore.  someone told me it was like an online diary though.  i dont know why anyone would wanna read what i gotta say.  but my parole officer said to write my...
Posted by its LARRY bitches. on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 03:26:00 PST