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CRASH * BANG * POW

The Boy With The Exploding Head

About Me

The Boy With The Exploding Head Was Born in 1978 in Dunfermline, Fife, Scotland. About 25 years after this momentous occasion, he registered on e-Bay and soon became addicted.CRASH*BANG*POW has now sold virtually everything he owns and continues to sell t-shirts, mugs and much more.The designs he goes for are ones which are less obvious than the norm. Cult TV Shows, Bands and Movies mainly.Of the 5000 items he has sold so far, the strangest thing has to be a Haunted Games Chest which went for over £100 to a buyer in Stoke.CRASH*BANG*POW likes outstanding music, movies, women and Creamola Foam.

My Interests

Here are some MySpace profiles I have designed. Message me if you would like yours done too! Here Are A Few Things That Interest Me: Conspiracy TheoriesThere Is A Sticker On The Inside Of A Mortuary Refrigerator Door Which Reads, "You Are Not Locked In" - FACTThe Value Of Iraqi DinarsPenguin ThiefsThe SupernaturalThe Female FormAre Crack Commando Unit And Soldiers Of Fortune, The A-Team, Still Wanted By The Government?Outstanding MusicShane McGowan's Total Disregard For Dental HygieneFootballers Who Blow ItSumo WrestlingThe Diminishing Popularity Of Domino RallyRoom 237The Brahan SeerCelebrity PornThe Significance Of Clowns, Puppets and Masks To The Horror Movie GenrePsychedelic AcademicsFornication Under Command Of The KingHamesuckenMachiavellian & SkullduggeryWhat Our Taxes Are Spent OnAnimals As PrizesThe Blonde IllusionSharks, Piranha Fish & CrocodilesScary StuffWhat An Oompa Loompa Would Look Like Nakede-Bay ReflectopornThe Government-Financed Bootle ExperimentWhatever Happened To Kellogg's Banana Bubbles?The Bermuda TriangleAlien StrangersWhy The Hell Do People Do Crack?The Electra ComplexNo-one Remembers A SportsmanThe Superman CurseToxic FrogsThe British Public's Fascination With MediocrityMisused Apostrophe'sGarbage Pail KidsLunfardoThe Favouring Of Masonic Brothers In Scottish CourtsAluminium Baseball BatsVirgin SurgeonsHow Cartoon Injuries Clear Up Without Medical AttentionCoffee MateStockholm SyndromeChinese BurnsSalt & Vinegar McCoy'sPaul McCartney's Death And Subsequent ResurrectionWhy Nose-Pickings Are GreenFallic Images In CloudsNickerbocker GloriesThe Da Vinci Code and The Bible As A Best-Selling Work Of FictionWhere Did The Contents Of The Buscuit Tin Go?Zero Gravity ToiletsGematriaReincarnationDesigner VaginasVersace SnatchyArmani FannyUnemployment EnjoymentChild Stars Gone WrongSomnambulismAmbigramsSerial KillersSawney BeanThe World's End MurdersBible JohnScrotum BotoxXenophobiaThe Beast Of Bodmin MoorBigfootSci-Fi HoaxesCrop CirclesHow Pauline Fowler Prefers Rear-Door EntryEveryone Sees Different ColoursUK Window TaxCoca Cola Invented ChristmasInferior SequelsThe ProcessNever Trust A Man With 2 First Names - George Michael, Elton John, Cliff Richard, You Get The Idea?BovrilArchie MacPherson's Comb-OverNadsatThe TrinacriaRadical 1990s Football Away StripsGary & Phil Neville's Dad's Name Is NevilleEx-Stereophonics Drummer Stuart Cable's Mum's Name Is MableLabelless VideosHulkamaniaThe Mid-Eighties Miner's StrikeMaking Up WordsHexakosiohexekontahexaphobiaRollercoastersTennent's Lager LoveliesGovernment Cover-UpsSubliminal MessagesThe Volume Of Unclaimed Photos From Boots Photo Processing DepartmentThe Demise Of Creamola Foam Lord LucanHow The World Believes What It Sees On The NewsWhy The UK Primary School Curriculum Feels It Is Necessary To Teach Children How To Play The RecorderJessica Rabbit's Nude Scenes In 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit'Alien AbductionsTime ZeroPurple ParallelogramsZX Spectrums and Retro Games...

I'd like to meet:

Charlie MansonRichard HillmanGreg LouganisThe Doctor Who Stitched Up My HeadOla RayThe Blair WitchGinger SpiceGrotbagsColonel KurtzGiant HaystacksEddie 'The Eagle' EdwardsRoy RaceBasil BrushWorzel GummageSloth FratelliAnd In Full Technicolour... And remember my jungle buddies, there is always someone in cyberspace who is watching you...

Music:

The Stone RosesHappy MondaysShackSnoop DoggDr DreLoveThe CreationAirCampag VelocetFlaming LipsBeta BandMercury RevMarvin GayeBob DylanThe BeatlesOasis 1994Nick DrakeThe La'sThe Brian Jonestown MassacreThe FratellisMGMTSons & DaughtersThe ViewThe KillersThe KooksPaolo NutiniKasabianThe GossipAphex TwinThe ZX Spectrum OrchestraThe TwangThe Magic NumbersIan BrownTeenage FanclubHefnerNeil YoungGorky's Zykotic MynciFamilyEcho & The BunnymenDovesThe JamDogs Die In Hot CarsThe StandsDamien DempseyThe CureThe CoralSergeantFranz FerdinandThe CharlatansBob MarleyBoards Of CanadaBadly Drawn BoyBelle & SebastianThe ActionSpiritualizedThe SmithsSuper Furry AnimalsGlasvegasRazorlightPrimal ScreamPretty ThingsThe PoguesThe VerveTalking HeadsJohn SquireJimi HendrixJesus & Mary ChainPale FountainsNew OrderMorrisseyLeonard CohenMassive AttackKings Of ConvenienceKings Of Leon

Movies:

The ShiningGoodfellasThe WanderersThe Lost Boys Just A Boy's GameRobocopThe GooniesMonster SquadVideo NastiesJawsThe Running ManScannersThe Granton Star CauseTrainspottingThe PredatorNo Retreat, No SurrenderStand By MeA Clockwork OrangePulp FictionReservoir DogsThe Wicker ManDead Man's ShoesThis Is EnglandClerksThe Legend Of Boggy CreekDark Night Of The ScarecrowDon't Go To SleepStraw DogsKesFargoThe Big LebowskiJinkyThe Blair Hall ProjectWolf CreekFriday The 13thHalloweenAliensThe Shawshank RedemptionRockyRamboThe TerminatorThe Karate KidThe Texas Chainsaw MassacreA Nightmare On Elm StreetThe ThingAre You in the House Alone?Devil Dog: The Hound of HellDon't Be Afraid of the DarkAlice Sweet AliceSatan's School For GirlsGhost StoryTrilogy of TerrorNight of the CometCreepshow 2The Godfather Part IIScarfaceCasinoGangs Of New YorkThe WarriorsCrittersTeen WolfAn American Werewolf In LondonPet SemetaryRaging BullThe Deer HunterTwelve MonkeysSixth SenseThe OthersTaxi DriverApocolypse NowEspiritismVanishing PointSurvival ZoneThe ChangelingManiac CopMy Bloody ValentineNight Of The ScarecrowSewage BabyThe ExorcistThe Omen28 Days LaterGhostbustersGremlins...

Television:

The SimpsonsDog The Bounty HunterThe ApprenticeThe WordRiver CityBreadSaint & GreavsieAuf Weidersen PetBoonThe ArmstrongsGhost WatchThe Young OnesThe A-TeamBananamanJossy's GiantsStookieThe Box Of DelightsSupergranFraggle RockThe SmurfsThe MuppetsMe & YouThe Flintstones

Books:

Irvine Welsh

Heroes:

Fergus McCannSpidermanEric CantonaJulio SchiaffinoDiego MaradonaRobert De NiroGeorge ConnellyDerren BrownSteve MacDonald

My Blog

CRASH BANG POW! REVIEW - THE STAR FIGHTER PILOT

CRASH BANG POW! REVIEWCBP001 - 12th June 2008THE STAR FIGHTER PILOT - KINGDOM HEARTS E.P.This is the third EP from The Star Fighter Pilot and, after glowing reviews were bestowed on his first two effo...
Posted by CRASH * BANG * POW on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:04:00 PST

SINGLE OF THE YEAR

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Posted by CRASH * BANG * POW on Thu, 22 May 2008 05:22:00 PST

GLASVEGAS MEGA RARE PROMO - GO SQUARE GO!

This promo copy of GO SQUARE GO! was the debut single from GLASVEGAS.Numbered and as rare as rocking-horse shit, this has less than a day to go...Click on the photo to place a bid, while you still can...
Posted by CRASH * BANG * POW on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:31:00 PST

A CRASH BANG POW CHRISTMAS MESSAGE

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Posted by CRASH * BANG * POW on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:31:00 PST

30 Days Of Night

Until now, The Lost Boys (8/10) was my favourite Vampire movie.It was much better than Vampire In Brooklyn (3/10).It probably still is my favourite, although I enjoyed From Dusk Til Dawn (7/10) but mo...
Posted by CRASH * BANG * POW on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 06:35:00 PST

This Week I Have Mainly Been Selling... SPICE GIRLS TICKETS

Reformations eh, who needs them?Well us apparently.Take That, The Verve, Led Zep, Happy Mondays, The Jesus & Mary Chain, The Smashing Pumpkins, Shed Seven, Northern Uproar, Blur, Marion, Ride, The Pol...
Posted by CRASH * BANG * POW on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:26:00 PST

KENNY DALGLISH PUMA TRAINERS - VINTAGE!

KENNY DALGLISH PUMA TRAINERS - THE ONLY CELTIC PAIR ON E-BAYJUST CLICK THE FOLLOWING LINK ...
Posted by CRASH * BANG * POW on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:55:00 PST

I've Been SIMPSONIZED!

Here's the Boy With The Exploding Head as he would appear in The Simpsons:For anyone who hasn't been yellowed yet then click on the pic and get it done. It's the best thing I've seen in ages.And remem...
Posted by CRASH * BANG * POW on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:56:00 PST

PAUL McCARTNEY'S DEATH & SUBSEQUENT RESURRECTION

Click on the Batman comic.It's all there......
Posted by CRASH * BANG * POW on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:56:00 PST

SUNSHINE IN MY POCKET

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Posted by CRASH * BANG * POW on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 07:34:00 PST