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Bingo Gazingo

I Love You So Fucking Much I Can't Shit!

About Me



Born in Queens in 1924, Bingo Gazingo brings new meaning to the term "Old School." He's been rockin the mic since before your parents were born. Still going strong, he performs his songs weekly at the Bowery Poetry Club in New York City and plans to finish a new record in 2006.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/10/2006
Band Members: Bingo Gazingo
Type of Label: None

My Blog

CALL IT

He calls her motherShe calls him brotherand they want to kick each other in the gutterMy name is HillaryI'm billowyI'm willowwyI'm selectableI'm electableI'm respectableI'm delectableI'll get the pled...
Posted by Bingo Gazingo on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:12:00 PST

NASA

Why is NASA sending little cars to look for movie stars on Mars?
Posted by Bingo Gazingo on Fri, 30 May 2008 06:07:00 PST

Bull

ANYTHING YOU SAY ANYTHING WE DO IS FULL OF BULL   Don't put Wesley Snipes in jail for not paying his taxes. He's just an actor and all actors are full of bull. You wouldn't put him in jain for...
Posted by Bingo Gazingo on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 05:33:00 PST

Hurry Harry!

Until sex is gone from my lexiconGet it right and do it all nightGet it online Get it by hand -- on commandits sextasy its ecstasy untilall sex is gone from my lexiconget it in get it on get it upget ...
Posted by Bingo Gazingo on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:46:00 PST

Byonce

Byonce Cyionce Dyonce Eyonce Gyonce Pyonce Tyonce Vyonce Zyonce I love youWe’ll have a little heaven We’ll make a lot of loveThe rain was raining but the rain is gone from our little cabin...
Posted by Bingo Gazingo on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:06:00 PST

Super Giant

I'm the Super Giant who jumped in the air and caught the ball that won the Super Bowl at the Sugar Ball.Did you you see me running down that hundred yard linecoming from behind at the Super Hooper Sco...
Posted by Bingo Gazingo on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 07:22:00 PST

CELEBRITY

WHAT HAS BRITNEY SPEARS GOT THAT I AINT GOT? I'M BIPOLAR I'M A HIGH ROLLER WHY AINT I IN THE PAPERS? JUST BECAUSE I DONT DRINK ANYTHING STRONGER THAN A COCA COLA? WHY CANT I A GET ON PAGE 8? WHO DO...
Posted by Bingo Gazingo on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 05:35:00 PST

BINGO GAZINGO's SPECIAL OFFER

Bingo Gazingo is having a yard sale on his body. EVERYTHING MUST GO!!! $500 - For a kiss $1000 - For a touch $2000 - For a feel $3000 - For a grab $5000 - For a hold Everything is available for the r...
Posted by Bingo Gazingo on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:44:00 PST