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Serpentsminion

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

FIRST OFF- IF YOU'RE A WEB-CAM CHIC or "MEET ADULT SINGLES" SPAMMER THAT CAN R E A D.... AND YOU STILL SEND ME FRIEND REQUEST/MAIL ANYWAY AFTER READING THIS, YOU'RE A FUCKIN RETARD AND NEED TO GO DIE IN A FIRE. DON'T SEND ME YOUR FUCKIN SPAM SHIT. I do realize that some of you are just smart asses or either CAN'T read or simply DON'T read, and send em anyway. It's just gonna get deleted and I'm merely trying to save us both the waste of time.
Despite my white-trash appearance, I'm not a member of your target demographic, and no one is getting my credit card numbers so send it to some poor dolt who doesn't know any better. If I wanted to talk to spam-bots I would go to a Yahoo chatroom. Tired of getting eight to ten of these fake invites a week because web hustlers can't read far enough into my profile to determine that I'm too intelligent for their scams.
So now.... If you're not a cam spammer, heres a little about me:
Am 34, 6'1", 187 lbs.,Long hair. Smoker/ but don't drink and havent messed with drugs or anything of the sort since my kids were born. Live in Northwest St. Paul suburb of Moundsview, Minnesota. I work as a quality assurance engineer for Cisco Voice over IP Contact Centers. Graduated High school from Coleraine Minnesota in 1990 and then did a 4 yr stint in the Air Force as a GPS satellite systems operator.
Currently live with my 8 yr old son's mom, but not married. Also have a 9 yr old daughter that lives in Missouri with her mom.
Main passtime has been computer gaming, (whereas it used to be just chasing women). Not really anything exciting goin on anymore, since the shackles of domestication serve as a breeding ground for complacency. (creatures in captivity tend to lose the vitality they have when they're free...and my whole life I have always been at my happiest and my truest when I was free).
If I have to admit it, I guess I would have to say I'm kind of a lazy person. Sports, athletics, yardwork or any other form of physical exertion (aside from the fun activities, of course) is out of the question, lol. I mean don't get me wrong, things like camping, 4-wheelin etc. are fun and all but I dont have a mud truck and usually I'm content to just chill at home gamin or watching movies.
I've become a gamer geek- I used to make fun of the people that played Warcraft all the time and now I've become A Dungeons and Dragons Online crackhead. It's all I do anymore! lol, unless I'm out ridin the motorcycle somewhere.
I like to mess with computers, hang out with my brother, and collect swords and other medieval/renaissance novelties wherever I can, (I hit the Renaissance Festival every year, and money can disappear there in DROVES with all the cool stuff you can find, LOL)
Here are a few of my favorite cinema fights/scenes, paricularly the swordfights: From 'Rob Roy' Liam Neeson and Tim Roth
From (the ONLY) 'Highlander' Macleod vs. The Kurgan
From KILL BILL II "The Bride vs. Elle Driver"
And here's a couple scenes from 'Collateral'
The desert scene from 'Casino'..... only Joe Pesci can use the F' word 22 times in 2 minutes and still sound like the coolest gangster on the planet- LOL
Anyway, before you go- here's an interesting tidbit to provoke your thoughts......

My Interests

Computers, PC gaming,
(DDO- Dungeons and Dragons Online predominantly)

Battlestar Galactica....

Guns-........

women... - Loud music, Loud movies, anything medieval -swords, statues, armour, etc.)

Harley Davidson--

'nuff said.

Animals are cool. I dig horses but never got to own one or really learn how to ride.

Oh yeah.. did I mention WOMEN.........?

(These are some nice ones...)

Or...........

Or...........

Basically movies, DDO, and the motorcycle have become the safest escape from the utter boredom of reality, and they're cheaper or less dangerous than drugs and booze. Well...except maybe the motorcycle- it can be expensive and dangerous in the wrong circumstance I suppose, but CHRIST is it fun. Almost as fun as sex. I will never be without one as long as I'm able to ride.

I'd like to meet:

People I went to school with or was in the Air Force with would be cool...or if you know me- well hit me up. Otherwise.....let's see...Few people I wouldn't mind meeting would be................. Christopher Walken Dennis Hopper Ed Harris Ian McKellan Rebecca Romijn Helen Mirren Kylie Minogue......

Sara Ramirez -there arent words....

Anyhow, catch me on Yahoo IM under paul_zuest if you have the notion to chat...

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Music:

Whatever catches my ear. favorite will always be 90's heavy metal and hard rock, (Iron Maiden!) Industrial, some punk too- Face to Face/Pulley/NOFX, etc. but my music collection is pretty diverse, and also includes other stuff from some crunk to classical, 70's and 80's too. In addition, I'm also a huge soundtrack geek. I have soundtracks from tons of movies and fantasy rpg pc games too, some favorites being the LOTR soundtrack, King Arthur, The Thirteenth Warrior, The Last Samurai, Rob Roy and Braveheart.

Movies:

Favorite movie is The Crow.
[And only the Brandon Lee film. sequels and other spinoff works should never have been made- never watched em' never will.]
Others are True Romance, Boondock Saints, Snatch, The Professional, The Bourne trilogy, The Shawshank Redemption, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man, Streets of Fire
(the dialogue ain't fancy, but with bikes, fights, a soundtrack by Jim Steinman and Diane Lane in a skirt, it's worth a watch- check it out)
Some more are Casino, Goodfellas, Saving Private Ryan, Sin City, Sling Blade, Unforgiven, The Departed, Man on Fire, Collateral, Smokin Aces, Pathfinder, The Princess Bride, Reservior Dogs, Kill Bill 1 & II, The Matrix and Lord of the Rings trilogies, Gladiator, Braveheart, The Thirteenth Warrior, The Last Samurai, Rob Roy, 300 and many other epics.
I totaly dig on Epic movies. Am a big fan of Jet Li flicks too. Also dig lots of comedies, like Napoleon Dynamite, Wedding Crashers,-.
Some favorite actors/actresses are:(not in any particular order): Diane Lane, Angelina Jolie, Lena Olin, Jaime Pressly, Jessica Alba, Helen Mirren, Jennifer Connelly, Scarlett Johansson, Connie Nielsen, Monica Bellucci, Catherine McCormack, Rebecca Romijn, Renee Russo, Maura Tierney, Michelle Rodriguez, Rachel McAdams, CHRISTOPHER WALKEN! (he should be in EVERY movie-heh), Jason Statham, Morgan Freeman, Hugo Weaving, Nicholas Cage, Harrison Ford, Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce Willis, Clint Eastwood, Jason Isaacs, Brendan Gleeson, Vinnie Jones, Tim Robbins, Tommy Lee Jones, Antonio Banderas (yeah- I said it- the guy's just fuckin' cool, there's no gettin around it)Denzel Washington, Tom Hanks, Mel Gibson, Robert Duvall, Kurt Russell, Brian Cox, Richard Harris, Dennis Hopper, Steve Buscemi, Matt Damon. (Yes- I actually like Matt Damon, if that's not cool, well then fuck off!)

Television:

dont watch a whole lot of tv.. Battlestar Galactica is about the only thing I'll watch lately. Check it out, you might actually like it- it's totally ANTI Star Trek in it's aesthetics.... Lost is also cool (for now, anyway...) and Grey's Anatomy and Boston Legal too.

Books:

Anything from Dungeons and Dragons' Forgotten Realms- paricularly the Dark Elf series by Bob Salvatore, and The War of the Spider Queen. Tolkien Books, Stephen King books (older ones, havent read any of his recent ones)

Heroes:

I'm my own hero, I just dont have any superpowers....heh. Seriously tho, I guess i would say people that retain their integrity, and those who have the ambition to stand up against shaped media and corruption of the government. my younger brother, and my Grandpa Bill Connett.

My Blog

WEB-Spam girls

Since they're all so fucking bright  and never read  anyones profile before  they  send their spam-ads,  I'm gonna just start  keeping  the pictures of the real hot ...
Posted by Serpentsminion on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:23:00 PST

anti North American Union letter to send to your local paper

Below  is a letter I have written  that you can copy and paste  as a letter to the editor  of your local paper  or  news or political radio station to  help  in...
Posted by Serpentsminion on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:05:00 PST

Research the N.A.U. - watch your politicians

Hi everyone-This was brought to my attention by someone recently and I researched it a little. I have discovered as I suspect many of you who read this will also, that we may have been both aslee...
Posted by Serpentsminion on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:10:00 PST

I'm on YouTube!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll-bQttCjxg
Posted by Serpentsminion on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 04:05:00 PST