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The Miss Ham Ham Memorial

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About Me

July 11th, 2007, Miss Ham Ham died. She was the friendlist and sweetest hamster anyone could ever ask for. She was adventurous, curious, and loving even in her last days before dieing of respitory infection. Ham Ham was 2 years old on passing and is burry in my backyard under a plot of annual merigolds. Thank you all for being her friends.

I am a hamster. My name is Ham. I have also been known to be called "Ham ham", "Baby Chip", "Hammy star", and, of course, "fatty" I enjoy quiet walks on my wheel, munch at night, sitting on a strawberry, and plotting my escape! I hate baths, thus i smell like pee, i realize this and accept my reality, no need to bring it to my attention yet again.I'm a sexy, lean, black, short-haired, furry, wonder of the world. I do have a little junk in the trunk, but who doesn't like a hamster with a little back?!If you'd like to contact me, realize that i am a hamster and cannot use a keyboard. However, my humble representative/owners shall relay my messages to me when i'm in. MyGen Profile Generator
Small Animal Survey!!!
What kind of small animal are you? Fancy Short Haired Black Bear Hamster
How old are you? i'm not positive
Where did your owner get you? Petco, Where the Pets Go
Do you have any other animal friends living with you? yup
If so, what kinds of animals? Westie dog, Kitty cat, and a bunch of college kids, but that's a different kind of animal
Whats your favorite food? strawberries, sunflower seeds, crackers, and pizza crust (i do live in a dorm)
Do you like to be held? sometimes
Do you poop and pee a lot? not excessively
Do you love your owners? You know it!
Are you overweight? slightly
Do you like to get baths? Hell No
Have you ever??????
Have you ever bitten your owner? Yea
If so, why? it was after she gave me my first bath
Have you ever met another animal like you? yup, my hoomie Sprout
Have you ever pee'd on you owner? haha only on her friends lol
Have you ever been outside? nope, a bird might take me away
Have you ever eaten grass? nope
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My Interests

running, rolling, sleeping, borrowing, and rocking out!

I'd like to meet:

Sexy black bear hamster, seeking same. Must be male! (this ham doesn't swing that way but i accept those who do, no judgement). Must like running on excercise wheels. Enjoy bowling (i.e being the ball). I'm just looking for that special hamster for a excerise ball built for two. (p.s i'm still a virgin, and was raised in an all girl cage wink wink)

Music:

Love the hamster dance song, if you don't know, Listen to it!!!Also, anything that's playing in my owners' home.

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, i was an extra hobbit in the background, but you can't really see me, i'm the short one. Also, i love Jay and Silent Bob strike back. i was in that as well, i played one of the liberated animals, i was homies with the monkey. I tryed out for an extra in Madagascar but apparently you need to be computer animated, or a leemer. Some other movies i have made cameos in are Biodome, she's all that, Loser, American Pie, Failure to Lunch (i bit Matthew MaConaheyheyhey), Harry Potter, Star wars, Bridget Jones' Diary II, The Goonies, The Godfather, The Breakfast Club, and last, but not least, Vagina Valley (i only did it to pay off some student loans, you know how it is).

Television:

I don't do tv. Hamtaro ruined it for all us american hamsters!!!

Books:

"Me Write Book"- by BigFoot"The Big Book of Meg"- by Meghan E. Petro

Heroes:

The Great little Red Bear, adored by all, known by few. The late Fat Cleo, Towson's finest hamster. Bandit, the gansterist fuckin hamster alive... and dead. Midnight, Stolen in the prime of life by a bar in the cage.

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Posted by The Miss Ham Ham Memorial on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:11:00 PST