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JDN

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About Me

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JDN: At age 37, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

My Interests

Silly card games, funny books, getting fat, moving pictures, moving pictures on silver platters, sound arrangements, interactive digital activities, feline massage, kicks, whips, trying too hard to be funny, and foreign martial arts advertisements

I'd like to meet:


Play Online Poker

Music:

MELVINS, Lyrics Born, Tool, Blackalicous, Queens of the Stone Age, Del the Funky Homosapien, Kyuss, Freestyle Fellowship, The Sword, RL Burnside, Slayer, Black Star, Wolfmother, The Roots, Scissorfight, Gwar, Bob Log III, Blackfire Revolution, T Model Ford, Common, Morningwood, Jurrasic 5, Heartless Bastards, Hierogyphics, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Mike Patton, The Gossip, Fantomas, ATU, Haiku D'Etat, The White Stripes, The Black Keys, Eagles of Death Metal, De La Soul, Aceyalone, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, We Are Wolves, A Perfect Circle, A Tribe Called Quest, Al Green, Atmostsphere, Black Sabbath, The Avalaches, Kid 606, Botch, Deadboy and Elephantmen, Entrance, The Grouch, Johnny Cash, Junior Kimbrough, The Locust, Lovage, Project Blowed, Portishead, Mos Def, and other selected hits.

Movies:

Top 10: 1. Clerks (37 dicks?) 2. Hana Bi (you've never heard of it) 3. Empire Strikes Back (fuck you and your AT-ATs) 4. Jaws (We're gonna need a bigger boat) 5. Dawn of the Dead (old one) 6. Way of the Gun (bang) 7. Anchorman (I'm kind of a big deal) 8. Raiders of the Lost Ark (Why does it have to be snakes?) 9. Battle Royal (You looked cool) 10. Kill Bill 1 & 2 (Where's Bill!)

Books:

only 4 color funny books

Heroes:

FANTOMEX

My Blog

Quote of the Week

"You didn't win enough to play props with me." - Phil Ivey to WSOP HORSE million dollar winner Andy Bloch at the final table of the The Poker Equalizer
Posted by JDN on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:03:00 PST

The Bike 2006

Believe it or not I actually played the in the $5K Bike tournament last year.  The result was fairly similar to main event adventure I experienced this year and I was out in the first or se...
Posted by JDN on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 02:00:00 PST

RIP 2006 WSOP

This will probably the most straight forward thing Ill ever write. It's been about week and a half since the WSOP and its 2 month long rollercoaster ended.  It's not quite far away enough t...
Posted by JDN on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:23:00 PST

Quotes of the Week

"Why is John Juanda working on the printer?" "Is that John Juanda getting a massage?" "Are you one the Orientals in the Phil Ivey commerical?" - Just a few of the questions Kurt, who looks nothi...
Posted by JDN on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 04:08:00 PST

The Rios Revenge

My guts are on fire. I've spent the last few days on the can as I've been suffering from some sort of food poisoning or WSOP ass infection.  I can't remember how many times I've said to m...
Posted by JDN on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:52:00 PST

A Debalcoholious 4th

The evening of the 4th of July started out with a bang when the FTP suite hosted a party for Clonie Gowen and her appearance in Maxim magazine.   After seeing the photo spread in the special ...
Posted by JDN on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 01:41:00 PST

Yup. I was right.

0% was good.  But at least I lasted longer than David Singer and Scott Huff.
Posted by JDN on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 01:37:00 PST

I'm actually going to play.

Tomorrow I'm playing the $2500 no limit event. The odds of me making the first break without getting an email or a phone call and having chips is 0%. I'll take action.
Posted by JDN on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 02:44:00 PST

Things just got creepy

With enough make up to make a $5 whore cringe, the hordes of pre-teen dancers have arrived.   Taking a cue from last years scheduling snafu the WSOP decided against better judgment and did it...
Posted by JDN on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 03:17:00 PST

Quote of the Day

"How do you send text messages?"Richard "Quiet Lion" Brodie - The former Microsoft programmer was looking dumbfounded while holding a cell in hand and asking anyone in earshot how to use the advanced ...
Posted by JDN on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 02:51:00 PST