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About Me

I'm a bad ass mof who will fight just about anyone. If your momma mouths off to me, I will send her back to the baby boomer generation with a backhand slap.I left home at 16 to join the antique road show. I can price an armoire circa 1800 in less than 17 seconds. That's the world record. I learned this while drinking a Guinness with Guiness from the Guinness Book, which, for those of you who don't know, is the place where they record world records.I am a registered nurse and a gangster rapper, and on the few occasions when they cross over, shit really goes down.If you want to be friends with me, make sure it's not for the bling and the big booty hoes in my videos. Only interested in people who like me for me - or for my ability to price an armoire circa 1800 in 17 seconds, cause that shit is dope son.Give to charity. Dance like no one is watching. Eat your fruits and vegetables. Do all that; your business will be clean, and you'll stay one step ahead of the man.That's how I live my life. Don't mean you gots to. Just some sage words from one human being to another.One love to the nation.
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My Interests

Writing, Poker, Sports, Movies, Reading

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My Blog

Scott and Joe Hire a Prostitute

That's right! Joe and I hired a prostitute last night...TO BE ON OUR SHOW! TwoJacksintheHole... It may be our best episode yet. Check it out at www.pokerroad.comWe are twisted... but occasionally we m...
Posted by Scott on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:46:00 PST

Joe Stapleton Putting His Money Where Your Hand Is...Maybe

Joe Stapleton posted a bulletin yesterday offering $5 to anyone who is not entertained by our new comedy radio show/podcast - "Two Jacks in the Hole" - a comedy NOT poker radio show hosted at www.poke...
Posted by Scott on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 04:29:00 PST

Joe Stapleton Putting His Money Where Your Hand Is...Maybe

Strip Clubs and David Copperfield

New episode of TwoJacksintheHole up at www.pokerroad.com. The show is NOT about poker. AT ALL. It's comedy. On this show we discuss David Copperfield's pick-up teqniques, and get into a good old fashi...
Posted by Scott on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 03:07:00 PST

Here Comes - www.pokerroad.com

"Big Poker Sundays with Bob and Huff" arrives this Sunday evening at 7pm PST. Myself, Scott Huff, and Haralabos Voulgaris, creator of the 50/50 rule, will be taking to the mics every single solitary S...
Posted by Scott on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 06:09:00 PST

Friend Scramble

My friends got scrambled when I was putting - PokerRoad 10/21/07 check it out PokerRoad.com - into my top friends. I don't like any of you less... or more... than I did 10 minutes ago. Except for Poke...
Posted by Scott on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 06:01:00 PST

The TwoJacks Return

Lady and gentleman. The Two Jacks in the Hole podcast is back. I really hope the two of you will tune in again and listen to our podcast. Starting Wednesday 10/21 you will be able to hear the TwoJacks...
Posted by Scott on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:02:00 PST

The Hitcher and The New York Yankees

After a "quiet" bender on Friday night, I decided I needed to give my overworked liver a rest and spend the night in my apartment with the liquor cabinet dead-bolted - (by quiet bender I mean like a q...
Posted by Scott on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:12:00 PST

Schilling and Christ

I am a die hard Red Sox fan and a fan of Curt Schilling's as well. However, I have a real problem with his apology to Barry Bonds. And I hate Barry Bonds. Read the rest at www.twojacksinthehole.com...
Posted by Scott on Thu, 10 May 2007 02:25:00 PST

Even More Pretentious MySpace Profile

Pretentious MySpace profile 2nd edition is available under my about me section. You fuckers who do these for real know who you are, and I'm more interesting than you doing it as a joke.
Posted by Scott on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:35:00 PST