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Jonny Arthritis

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I can't do anything in my underwear without touching myself eventually.

My Interests

Challenges.

Music:

let's talk.

Movies:

Dirty ones.

Television:

Cartoons

Books:

papercuts.

Heroes:

Andy Gaus (remember the name)

My Blog

Predictions

Tomorrow I am going to my first ever Ultimate Fighting Contest. It is at Club Lido in Revere and it features fifteen matches in a steel cage. Mixed Martial Arts.I have no idea what to expect.I have ...
Posted by Jonny Arthritis on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:09:00 PST

Philistines

Jonny A-"So, what time do you guys think you're gonna head out to New York City for St. Paddy's Day?"Marco Brien-"6 clock."JA-"Really?"MB-"Really,"JA-"Nuh-uh?"MB-"Uh-huh."JA-"S eriously?"MB-"Why wouldn...
Posted by Jonny Arthritis on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:31:00 PST

VH1

VH1 is the official antichrist for those of you who may have lost track.1999-The Y2K virus2000-Marilyn Manson2001-Osama2002-That big fat old iPod2003-Kelly Clarkson2004-Paris (yeah, that was a long ti...
Posted by Jonny Arthritis on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 07:00:00 PST

So what if it's 2007?

Let it be known that these were my greatest hits of 2006.Meeting the love of my life.Having said love of my life love me back.Having unnamed love of my life move to be with me on my Birthday of all da...
Posted by Jonny Arthritis on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:02:00 PST

"Home"

"It feels so good to be home."Seven words. Seven simple words. Hell, four of the words are two letters long. I don't even think they count as words, maybe they should be called wors or perhaps ords...
Posted by Jonny Arthritis on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:56:00 PST

Some Kind of Wonderful

It's really strange to realize how much a person means to you. Think about it. What if one person was plucked from your life, never to return? If you could choose one, who would it be? If it was a...
Posted by Jonny Arthritis on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 08:19:00 PST

Older by the second

I find myself feeling old. I don't know what it is, maybe because losing forty dollars on a game of dice at three in the morning leaves a not-so-fun taste in my mouth. Maybe because getting drunk do...
Posted by Jonny Arthritis on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:43:00 PST

"miss" Indiana part 2

She came in like a whirlwind. A weekend trip in honor of Christopher Columbus. School is important. School is the reason. School is priority, so there is no rush to get her here. I understand. W...
Posted by Jonny Arthritis on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:56:00 PST

"Miss" Indiana

"As soon as we get used to this, we're never gonna have to do it again. Ever." I miss her. It has been two days. The phone is here. The blogs are here. The messages are here. The comments are he...
Posted by Jonny Arthritis on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:37:00 PST

Inside the head of a metrosexual (not gay) New York City male realizing he is being stepped on

Uhhhhh. It feels soooooo good to be out of there. Can I loosen this tie a bit? Can I stuff this blazer in my suitcase? No. Loosen the tie, unbutton the blazer, mess up your hair a bit. There! Pe...
Posted by Jonny Arthritis on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:28:00 PST