And here we are again... MySpace quivering in the corner, broken and beaten, while I casually enjoy my victory cigar. So blow it out your ass MySpace (again). I'm better than you.
Unfortunately, while we all know that MySpace is a big steaming pile, Internet Explorer gives it a strong run for the money, so there are still some bugs in that little shit. It's close though, so deal with it.
Oh, let's see... the usual nonsense, "interesting people," yadi yada. Other than that though - photographs, cleverness, wit, a great game of just about anything, sweet and sour sauce, vintage anything, respect, toys, couches, six happiness, turkey dinners, people watching, mashed potatoes, good beer, better wine, funky leather, great guitar. I'm sure there's more. But I'm also into being lazy, so that should do it.
Tom... so I can kick him in the nuts. And whoever the son of a bitch is who thought it would be funny to make Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries so damned delicious, but at the same time so sharp it cuts up your mouth. Cause that prick probably has the same fate as Tom.
DMB, Mos Def, Marley, Tribe Called Quest, Hendrix, Jack Johnson, Clapton, Sinatra, Kanye (when he's not being a douche bag), Outkast, G Love, Citizen Cope, Coltraine, Miles Davis, Jay-Z, Incubus, RHCP, Radiohead, John Mayer (okay, he's a tool, but the guy makes the guitar his bitch) and just about anything else created with some modicum of talent.
Just please spare me the country. My name's Clint for God's sake... isn't that cowboy enough?
Ah, now we're talkin! One of the perks of being a film/tv major is that I actually had to complete assignments like this. And I got a BS for it! Hah! They don't call it a "BS" for nothing. So here it is: the official BU FT504 thesis paper... the top 30. And yes, this was actually a thesis assignment...I had to defend this:
Shawshank Redemption, Silence of the Lambs, The Godfather, 8 1/2, Amadeus, Good Will Hunting, Schindler's List, Goodfellas, Jaws, Bull Durham, 12 Angry Men, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, The Big Lebowski, Full Metal Jacket, American History X, A Few Good Men, Mean Streets, Forrest Gump, Fight Club, Primal Fear, The Princess Bride, A League Of Their Own, Die Hard, Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade, Ocean's 11 (2001), Stand By Me, Rocky, Lean On Me, The Rock, The Goonies.
Retrospective Honorable Mentions: A Clockwork Orange, Boogie Nights, The Cable Guy, American Psycho, Crash, Amarcord.
If only there were more people like Greg House.
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Bill Clinton, Dave Chappelle, and Jessica Alba's mother. Thank you, Mrs. Alba. Thank you.