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Kris

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


Click on the pic to see my art. do it DO IT!
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Mix all of the following in a medium sized sauce pan. Stir well. Shape into 1" balls and space evenly on a cookie sheet. Bake at 350 degrees for 10-12 minutes...

Let cool, then consume.

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My Interests


tell me if you can identify all of these ^
i have cookies! And sun tea!

Painting, maintaining this ^ thing, tea, fancy shoes things that purr, smelling everything, i mean EVERYTHING, and touching finding stuff where its not expected, licking, obscure references, colonization of the mind, remembering the long forgotten, not looking at the caller ID before answering, old books, things with texture, the friends that matter (you know who your are), leather, Liese. ...no. forget everything i said. My ONLY interest is Liese! *licks her from gorgeous head to delicious toe* .... *bite!*

I'd like to meet:


people that think this is a load of fun:
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This is my fridge. Sometimes it has naughty things written on it. Sometimes it doesn't. When it doesn't, be a pal and erase it and then proceed to write something naughty.

Movies:


I do not condone elder-abuse! :
Stalking is allowed only in designated areas (look for the yellow highliter).

Heroes:


This ^ is Liese. I worship her. You may do the same :D But try to grab her by the hair and you shall be tolchocked *scrunchy eyebrows*

My Blog

Berthe Morisot and the Wandering Panties

    Ok, there're no panties. Sorry to decieve you. Keep reading though, there might be a bit of S&M.Let's play a little game.     Some background first   &n...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:29:00 PST

Drawing and Composition: brief and basic

    And when I say basic I mean very basic. Infact you probably know all this already. So I have no idea why you are here--probably amusement at my expense...well, in any case, I aim to...
Posted by Kris on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 10:11:00 PST

Kris' Art Rant ep 2 . Artemisia Gentileschi

Judith Decapitating HolofernesMy hope is that someone recognizes this painting. But if not, that's ok. This artist was a victim of an unfortunate trend that I hope we've grown out of. If you've ever h...
Posted by Kris on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 02:34:00 PST

Kris' Art Rant ep 1. Madonna of the Rocks, Leonardo Da Vinci

Bullshit!I know, that's a hell of a way to start a serious art discussion. But understand, I'm directing my "bullshit" toward one person particularly. And I know you're reading this, Dan Brown. Right....
Posted by Kris on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 02:40:00 PST

Addicted To Blogthings

I have to get this out of my system or it might get ugly(er) in here...Your Eyes Should Be VioletYour eyes reflect: Mystery and allureWhat's hidden behind your eyes: A quiet passionWhat Color Should Y...
Posted by Kris on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 07:29:00 PST

Fuzzy Memories Bulldozed Away

This is it. What's left of our drive-in theater. It had to happen. Attendance had been falling for the last several years until they finally closed up a few months ago. People don't go to the movies ...
Posted by Kris on Wed, 17 May 2006 03:45:00 PST