Monk Jazzpan the Wicked - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am a native to South FL born and raised. I am a stoner, and a 39 year old boy. I'm a ROCKER and always will be. I have six tattoos (my seventh and last one is commisioned as i type this) and three peircings, I'm pretty laid back.. it is the stoner in me. love hanging out with friends... but sometime like to spend time alone to clear my head... I spent 4 years in the Air Force. Lived two years in England (sometimes I really miss London, Razz if you see this hope your still Raving in the Manor Houses!) Love movies. I sing at karaokee sometimes. I used to be in a band here in South Florida in the early ninties. All my friends keep telling me I should get back into a band... (if you would like to hear them, just clik on the Tragic Magic profile in my friends section) It isn't that great of a recording but you can get the general idea. That is me singing by the way. In my spare time I write film scripts. I currently have 27 under my belt and I am always coming up with new ideas for new ones. lol hmm wot else. cant think of anything else if you want to know more just drop me an email and I will tell youSee more Jon Lajoie videos at Funny or Die

My Interests

Meeting people, Writing, Filmmaking, Reading, Rollerblading, Music

I'd like to meet:

Well these are some of the people that I have already met. Both here and in real life soo... I don't know who I want to meet... what do you want from me?"

Music:

Movies:

.. the holy trilogy of Star Wars.. the originals mostly the prequals were lacking something I felt... Goodfellas (all my life I wanted to be a ganster) Boondock Saints (vigilante justice at its best) Spun (say monkey one more time!) The American Astronaught (the girl with the vagina made of glass... love that song)Any and all Troma films... (much love Uncle Floyd),Tod Browning's Freaks (a b/w classic)... Where the Day Takes You, Falling Down (I know how you feel sometimes man), Six String Samurai, any and all movies about Zombies, classic Horror Films, Spider Baby, House of a 1000 Corpses, Devils Rejects (i got a script idea for the third one Rob), Repo Man, The Holy Grail (classic), Sid and Nancy, All Tarantino films (he is just such a great story teller)Grindhouse ROCKED! TOURETTES VADERBEST DAMN STONER DORK MOVIE EVER! YES EVER!

Television:

That 70s Show, The Sopranos, The Chapelle Show (better not bring your kids!), The Venture Brother, Sea Lab 2023, Robot Chicken, just about anything on Adult Swim for that matter and the History Channel or Discovery Channel (I learned more by watching that than I ever did in school)... Can't think of anything else right now

Books:

Anne Rice's Vampire Chonicles, Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide (I am perpared are u?), World War Z, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star (thanx for the complying with my unusual signing request Jenna)** ask me and i will tell you how she signed my book, Make Your Own Damn Movie (much respect to Uncle Floyd), How to write a Script in 21 Days, $30 Film School (who needs college), Marvel's Civil War (Thats right I am still a comix geek at heart)

Heroes:

Ummmm? What? You mean like Superman! ..
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My Blog

The words to the now Pornstar parody song I did at Pariokee!

Since I got so many request to do this one again I am just gonna put it here for prosperity (um is that how you spell it) Ok the story of this parody comes from me an May drivin back from seeing Van H...
Posted by Monk Jazzpan the Wicked on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 04:35:00 PST

Some words from the past to come back and haunt you.

Along time ago, in a swamp, far far away. I had the chance to make music with a group of guys that will forever affect my life. I would like to share with you now two song lyrics to awaken the nostalg...
Posted by Monk Jazzpan the Wicked on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:51:00 PST

Gumping my way thru life!

I recently met a new friend here on Myspace that made the comment on me leading an exciting life. So thanx to Mike of On the Couch Productions (shameless plug to you Mike) here is a list of some of my...
Posted by Monk Jazzpan the Wicked on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:10:00 PST

Childhood memories pt 2

OK, I thought of two more strange things that I got up as a little kid. Here they are, enjoy! - My brother Danny was born when I was 4 yrs old. When my mom brought him home form the hospital he was dr...
Posted by Monk Jazzpan the Wicked on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 11:28:00 PST

Childhood memories

Ok so the other day I was cleaning out my closet and I came across a photo album of me as a little kid. I got me thinking about what a strange child I was (so i guess that explains me as an adult...
Posted by Monk Jazzpan the Wicked on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:05:00 PST

Not that question again

A lot of time when I am with a girl I get asked that same question by them, "What are you thinking about right now" GOD I hate that question! It really puts you on the spot ya know. So I have com...
Posted by Monk Jazzpan the Wicked on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 08:50:00 PST

Mr Jazzpan's Dog

This morning i awoke to find my doy listless in the corner of the room. He would not come when i called, he wouldn't fetch his favorite ball, and he had not eaten the food i had left him the nig...
Posted by Monk Jazzpan the Wicked on Wed, 16 May 2007 04:12:00 PST

What a girl wants

Why does it seem that all girls just want me for my long... thick... red.....HAIR!!!... get your minds out of the gutters.. lol
Posted by Monk Jazzpan the Wicked on Tue, 15 May 2007 04:27:00 PST

Bear and Rabbit

Bear and Rabbit were taking a shit in the woods... Bear turned to Rabbit and asked, "Do u have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?" Rabbit said "Why no.. no i dont." So Bear picked him up ...
Posted by Monk Jazzpan the Wicked on Tue, 15 May 2007 04:23:00 PST

Mr Jazzpan's Dream House

My dream house is a lovely two story Victorian style w/ colums, 4 bedroom, 2 bath, two car garage, den/office, swimming pool, hot tub, oh and a spacious basement with cheerleaders in cages :)...
Posted by Monk Jazzpan the Wicked on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:33:00 PST