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Jesus Fucking Christ

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am God. And you are???
(Linda Blair -
Corrupting minds since 1973)
Sometimes I wish I wasn't so vile... But I am... It's just me. It's who I am. But I have a lot of love to give, and somehow have alot of morals, and am very loyal and admirable. I am a paradox. Sometimes if I say something shocking, it may be hard for you to tell if I am being serious, sarcastic, or just plain joking. And I have very strong beliefs. I am also very well educated. I am a German, I am a Scott, I am an Irishman, I am barley an Englishman yet somehow very, I am a Viking, and I am proud, but far from racist. I think everyone should be proud of whatever they are! I am also aparently very slightly a Roman. And as a side note, organized religion tends to be poison, the human race are not ready and in general are too nieve, however, whatever empowers you and keeps you healthy, is a good thing - for YOU, but don't shove it down others throats.
Now DANCE MONKEY!! DAAANNNCCE!!!!
I am currently looking for musicians for my band(female musicians welcome)... If interested, please contact me. I am looking for guitar, and a kickass bassist and drummer! I myself play guitar and many other instruments, and am a trained composer, as well as teach guitar, bass, keys, and/or composition & theory from time to time. You can also go look at ad postings here:
(Please DO NOT respond directly to these ads!! I would preffer if you email me here, or directly please!)
http://bandmix.ca/Unamed_Band
Kijiji ad 1
Kijiji ad 2
Forming Bands .com
Canada Stage Review
Dimmu Borgir : Puritania Kamelot Ft/Shagarath : March Of Mephisto
I live in Canada, and am proud. The Vikings discovered our continent LONG before the Spanish did! They named it Vineland, or "land of grapes" (or wine!)... This flag is the flag of Vineland. I fly it proudly, and represent our Viking ancestors proudly! I herby denounce the continent of North America, I live in Vineland, the land of free flowing wine! -Hail Odin, and may Thor smile upon thee!
The Elder Gods have spoken. Now heed their call!
Meshuggah : In Death Is DeathRammstein : Mein Teil

My Interests

Music, Guitar, Writting/Composing, Philosophy/Religion/Spirituality/Myths/Legends/Occult/ & Beliefs..., Cooking, psychology, History, Sacred Geometry... Most can really be summed up with the above... including Sacred Geometry I suppose...

Dimmu Borgir : The Promised Future AeonsDimmu Borgir : Kings Of The Carnival Creation(LIVE)
Rammestein : Ich Will

I'd like to meet:

I've gone backstage to a good majority of the concerts I have been to... Would Still like to meet Tool though! As for people off of here, I suppose just cool people who are intelligent and non-judgmental and are open minded! Also, I want to meet the rest of "my band"! Also, fellow metal heads with A BRAIN in their head, and my fellow Viking/Scandinavian, Germanic, and Celtic peoples!! (Born there or not!!) Fellow Canadian metal-heads!! ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------As I am largelyhere for music networking, I WILL add bands and musicians... These are not nesicarily all bands I listen to, but MOST are! My criteria for adding bands I don't listen to is if it is indipendant and/or underground and/or needing exposure help and I can apreciate the talent. If it is a friends band and/or I am on friendly terms with one, some, or all of the band members. And finally, if I have it solely for networking purposes, ie:some advantage to it, like it is a band that equally helps me/my band out, or returns the exposure favor! No POP, RAP, COUNTRY, or EMO PLEASE!!!!!!!! If I like you and you could be considdered any form of the bove,I WILL FIND AND ADD YOU! And YES, nu-metalIS POP!!!! If the occasionl shitty band slips through, please forgive me, I will remedy AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!(Unless it happens to be a friend(s) band and/or I use for networking purposes! ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------Some Bands/musicians I despise,(and I will work on this list in my bored spare time, so will be ever evolving until EVERY band I HATE is listed!)... SLIPKNOT! LINKIN PARK! SLIPKNOT! Oh, did I say SLIPKNOT! Yeah I may have forgotten LINKIN PARK! DISTURBED! GODSMACK! NEWESTMetallica! Evenesence. SLIPKNOT(I mean FAGNUT)! LINKIN PARK(can't stress this enough!)! BLINK 182!!!! Greenday! COLDPLAY!! The Killers!! 50 Cent!!!!!!! Lick My Back-street Boys and ANYTHING LIKE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! J-lo! Brittney Fuck! ----- And don't assume that just because I never listed your band, that I don't wanna tear out all your vital organs through your thoat and other orfices, cutting you to little pieces, and posibly eatting your remains, all without anesthetic - just to show you how much you suck!!!!!!

And a few unsigned/indipendant/underground artist that need some exposure... These are bands that I feel I want to promote who are UNSIGNED or indipendant... This list is EVER evolving and growing, there's plenty more to come! These are all bands and artists that I LIKE, am friends with, or feel the need to promote for one reason or another - ON MY OWN ACCORD! So PLEASE, do NOT ask me to put your banner here, or I will SHOOT YOU!!!!

A Life Once Lost

Arise And Ruin

Betty X

Early Man

Goatwhore

The Agony Scene

Meshuggah : Straws Pulled At RandomMeshuggah : WarDeicide : Once Upon The CrossDimmu Borgir : The Mourning PalaceMy top friends are not neccisarily in order... There is no way I can do it, so FOR THE MOST PART, I do not try...

Music:

Anything TALENTED!!!! (though I'm an obvious metal head!... most talent lies in heavier music these days!) If I were to list some, in no paticular order, and probally missing many... Tool, APC, Pantera, Dimmu Borgir, Neil Young, Tom Petty, CSNY, (old)Metallica, Slayer, Deicide, Ministry, Cream, Cradle Of Filth, Meshuggah, Testament, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Guns N' Roses, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Black Label Society/Zakk Wylde, Alice In Chains, Jerry Cantrell, Kiss, Soundgarden, Primus, Mike Patton(and all his endevours! - Faith No More/Mr. Bungle/Fantomas/ect...),Shaddows Fall, Frank Zappa, Soilwork, Hypocrisy, Steve Vai, Emperor, Children Of Boddom, Opeth, In Flames, Skinny Puppy, KMFDM/MDFMK, NIN, Marilyn Manson, White Zombie(Certain Rob solo stuff too!), Arch Enemy, Crytopsy, Morbid Angel, Napalm Death, Canibal Corpse, Six Feet Under, Sepultura, Anthrax, Motley Crue, BB King-Robert Johnson-Buddy Guy-John Lee Hooker-and other great blues guitarists..., Beattles(the less poppy stuff!), The Doors, Old Mans Child, Bornagar, The Kovenent, Covenent, Aphex Twin, Black Flag/Henry Rollins-and any of his endevours..., Jethro Tull, ZZ Top, AC/DC, Bowie, Iggy & The Stooges, Alice Cooper, Dream Theater, Nightwish, Nile, Amon Amarth, God Dethroned, My Dying Bride, Type-O Negative/Carnivore, Rotting Christ, Kult Of Afzazel, Frontline Assembly, Garbage, God Forbid, Mercyful Fate, Iced Earth, Lamb Of God/Burn The Priest, In Flames, At The Gates, Dark Tranquility, Classical(Beetoven, Mozart, Tchycovsky, Brahms, Dorvak, Ravel, ect...), Dark Tranquility, Misfits(sometimes), Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, Sneaker Pimps, Glassjaw, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Orb, Joe Satriani, Obituary, Exodus, Flotsam & Jetsam, (some)Prodigy, Motorhead, Iron Butterfly, Fates Warning, Lizzy Borden, Saxon, Diamond Head, Joan Jett(with or without The Blackhearts!), Les Claypool, STP, and SO MANY MORE!! (Though there may be the odd talented Country, I do not like it... But I will not knock ANYTHING that acctually has talent! As for my dog and wife running off with my pickup truck - keep it country boy! haha!)Fredrik from Meshuggah and (some guy named)Morgan (on drums)Meshuggah : Rational Gaze

Movies:

Movies are much like the TV, but at least there are better movies made often, as thank god for the underground and indipendent markets! But I don't mind a hollywood movie if it's good, Like say "Kill Bill", or "Sin City"... I lIke horror, like the "Nightmare On Elm Street" series! Rob Zombie's film work. I also like movies made form books I like, AS LONG AS IT'S DONE WELL AND NOT BASTARDIZED!!!! I like certain actors/actresses, so I will check out movies they are in often... And otherwise, for movies, it's much like I said with music, books, and TV!!!! So I would say GOOD Horror movies, which most modern Hollywood ones ARE NOT GOOD!(Thinking of Scream, ect....IF you really wanna call THAT Horror!) I like spoofs, and I like Brittish Comedy like Monty Python movies... I like HORROR!!!! I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH!!!! Nightbreed, Hellraiser, Children Of The Corn, The Shining, Pet Semetary, The Stand, ALL STEPHEN KINg AND CLIVE BARKER PRETTY MUCH!!!! Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Lord Of The Rings(though it's hard to sit though all of it!), Evil Dead, Black Sheep, The People VS Larry Flint, Natural Born Killers, The Crow, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Funny Farm, Strangeland, and again, as most catagories, ALOT of OLDER movies, and TALENTED movies! Alot of underground/inie movies!

Television:

TV, like most other forms of media, in itself is not that bad, but the programming and shows are pretty shitty! I like intelligently made to be stupid parodies and satires on real life, like South Park, Simpsons, family Guy, King Of The Hill, ect... Sometimes CSI - but I think it's retarded all the spin-offs it's produced! I'm not much for new shows, as most of them are stupid reality TV crap like bullshit Idol, or Faggot Survivor... Again, I guess like my music, I like talented and/or intelligent stuff! I like alot of Brittish shows, but my father is Brittish, so... So again, I guess mainly old and older shows! I like Married With Children, cartoons we grew up with like Tom & Jerry, Looney Tunes, ect... Invader Zim(I LOVE Johnen Vasquez!) Married With Children, Oz... I'm struggling to find more! (I know there's gotta be more non-animated shows...)

Books:

I like to read books on things I'm interested in...(see above!) Been a little while since I had time to read a (fictional) book... When I do it's usually Horror or Fantasy(High-Fantasy... If you don't know that's stuff like JRR Tolkein, and NOT like those D&D books, ect...) But some worth mentioning... Lord Of The Rings(I grew up with them! I was read them as a baby by my mother!)and ALL other Tolkein! Any and all David Eddings(another very good high fantasy author! Acctually, writes with his wife, Leigh!), Terry Brookes(Only read a few, though he has a series of High-Fantasy based in modern times and in our world, called "Will & The Word" or something like that, that is VERY good!), again- ALL of Stephen King, All Clive Barker, Dan Browne... So many more, but like I said, I haven't been reading alot of fiction these days...

Heroes:

Well, my heros are not as such as puting them on a pedistool... BUT, there are those that I revere and respect and look up to alot... If I were make it easy, I'd say any who I respect, like those up in the music section... But I will go out on another limb, to mention a couple I suppose... I would have to say ANYONE and EVERYONE who fought and stood up to and for, and taught what they believe in! That would include Ghandi - Buhddah - even just ol'Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King or Mother Theresa! I would also Have to say those who have saved me from time to time through their music, Like all of Tool, or what Maynard has to say... But most of all, those who were known for what they would considder, JUST BEING THEMSELVES! John Lennon(RIP), Paul McCartney... Also, as a guitar player, I could go furhter into guitar "gods", like Dimbag Darrel(RIP), Kerry King, Slash... But like I said, I do not have "heroes" per-say, but I respect those who deserve respect for the things that they deserve respect for! That also includes many friends I have had in my lifetime!

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AWSOME Bassist and Drummer, and Guitar player WANTED

I am in DESPERATE need of a kick ass bassist and drummer who REALLY PLAY their instruments like they are, uh, instruments! I am also interested in another guitar player... Here is a basic copy of one ...
Posted by Jesus Fucking Christ on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:55:00 PST