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Joey

Super Action Cynical Person Man!

About Me

Patiently awaiting the day when fiberoptic jacks thread our dilated pupils and we sip from only the finest of beer hats while all the collected wisdom of mankind flows into us intraveneously and global warming cooks us in our cyberjuices to a crispy golden brown. I am the founder of "Boredomfest", now in its 3rd year, and "Dirtapalooza", a celebration of soil, featuring no music. I hope to boost attendance at both events this year by not carding myself at the door.

My Interests

REALLY BORING STUFF like video games, poker, hiking, traveling whenever I can afford to, being a movie snob, and daydreaming.

I'd like to meet:

George Carlin. While we're at it throw in a rich supermodel with a moron fetish.

Music:

The people that go apeshit over music tend to ruin it for me, but let's drop some names: Jethro Tull. The Doors. The Beatles. Zep. Blondie. The Bangles. The various permutations of Glen Danzig. Ween. Strawberry Switchblade (thanks Carlos), and many others not good enough for me to waste valuable calories typing out.

Movies:

I try to give today's movies an extra star just for trying, but I'm really into the classics. There's only been two movies since I was an adult that I wanted to go see again and again. Pulp Fiction and Spiderman I. The rest vary from downright bad to mildly entertaining, though I give Cohen Bros. movies a broad exemption from that general rule. Some films I miss the boat until the fateful day I see them on DVD, like Boogie Nights or Shaolin Soccer. The rest of my cinema affection? I tend to age backward. I've recently discovered Alfred Hitchcock and he's consumed my attention. I tend to agree with most critics that the 1970s was the greatest decade for movies. Given my nerdy upbringing, you'd think I'd like all these CGI action fests, but generally they turn me off. I also hate pop culture infused updates of old standards. Fave Directors: Hitchcock, Kubrick, Speilberg, Cohen Bros., Ang Lee, Scorcese, and I'm sure there's another or two out there I haven't got to taste yet but deserve a spot. Most hated directors: M. Night Shymalan (most celebrated hack ever and his movies aren't even eyebrow raisers let alone scary), Michael Bay, Steven Spielberg (for doing so much right yet spawning countless big budget hacks in his wake, also for doing a few hack jobs himself, and always insisting on a happy ending even if it adds an extra half hour to the film), and George Lucas for taking 6 years and 300 million dollars to make a good movie (Revenge of the Sith)

Television:

It's always nice to catch a Cheers rerun from time to time.

Books:

Don Quixote is the greatest book ever written. Some other OK reads include; A Conneticutt Yankee in King Arthur's Court. Animal Farm. 1984. I, Robot. Several Kurt Vonnegutt novels, especially his collection of short stories. The Hitchhiker's Guide series. On the Road. Hemingway. Catcher in the Rye (I know...instant crazy points for mentioning that one), and every issue of The Uncanny X Men from #108 to the end of Chris Claremont's first stint on the comic.

Heroes:

If I was honest here I'd have the FBI digging through my garbage can.

My Blog

MMMMMMMM....X Box 360

I'm afraid you might not hear from me for quite awhile guys.
Posted by Joey on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:48:00 PST

To Summarize

It's been a fair piece since I let the online world in on what's goin on w/me. So let's do this and make it quick.  Moved to Alaska and worked there for all of oh six. Saved a bit of money which ...
Posted by Joey on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 02:21:00 PST

Thoughts About the Latest Airsoft Game......

That was just a cool spot to play. Folsom Lake. We could hear children yelling and playing just below us, yet the rockpile area seemed strangely off limits to them. We didn't get bothered. Not even af...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dodging Bullets Is Going to Be Fun

What a Sick Joke. Working New Year's Eve, and getting off at 11:30, just in time for everyone to act like fucking Muslims. I'm gonna be feeling like I'm the star attraction in Duck Hunt while Im o...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hooters

What a great restaraunt. Great food. The Buffalo Shrimp was very tasty. 2.89 for a coke was a great deal. The four of us who went there had great conversation about politics. All in all a very fu...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST