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C=arlos Satan

What they do! They smile in your face... All the time they want to take your place...

About Me

I sacrafice in the name of knowledge.

ANICKNAMES I'VE HAD: SATAN, Satanico, NATAS, El Diablo, EL Diablito, El Diabolico, Metallico, Disko Metallico, Satanas, Charles Manson, Carlos Manson, Carlos Satan, Strawberry Hill, The F--kin Devil, Jesus, El 'Coo-Carlos'.

Consumer goods are yum

Rest in Peace Soviet Union(?). Thanks for the Cold War Hysteria induced nightmares I had growing up in the 80's!

Strawbrerry Switchblade

You are Catwoman Catwoman 65% Iron Man 60% Spider-Man 55% Green Lantern 55% The Flash 55% Wonder Woman 50% Superman 50% Robin 48% Supergirl 40% Hulk 40% Batman 40% You have had a tough childhood,
you know how to be a thief and exploit others
but you stand up for society's cast-offs.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



I used to say no SQUARES but in my old age now they aren't so bad anymore. Definitely no BLOCKHEADS still (unless I know you in person already). CUBISTS are okay. I'd like to meet people who can learn me something new. Anyone that knows how to spell you're correctly. People who aren't obsessed with being liked but still likeable. Other Citizens of Catland.

Music:

Giorgio Moroder, Donna Summer, Death in June, Current 93, Samhain, Voodoo Glowskulls etc.Might like yours too if you don't hype it up too much before I check it out.

Movies:

Ed Wood, Looking for Mr. Goodbar, Easy Rider, Pulp Fiction

Television:

CNBC, PBS, BBC, Documentary Channel

Books:

Manuals and texts

My Blog

No need for firewood and a scarf... yet

Just as it was once again starting to look hopeful that Cold War II was on it's way both Bush and Putin started to tone down their tough language and downplay comments made at each other a few da...
Posted by C=arlos Satan on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:45:00 PST

Oh crap!

James Brown is dead... What really trips me is like 2 hours before I read a post on Craigslist that said something like "JAMES BROWN...r.i.p" I was looking up various funk and soul artists. At o...
Posted by C=arlos Satan on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 04:57:00 PST

Iraqi Freedom: Freedom to kill each other

Had it not occurred to the planners of our invasion of Iraq in 2003 that those people in Iraq need a Strongman to keep the tribes from killing each other. Saddam was the glue that kept ...
Posted by C=arlos Satan on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 03:01:00 PST

We've not so much lost a planet as gained a dwarf planet

I'm talking about the former Planet Pluto not being a planet anymore. I agree with the kid on the news that said that it's like everything that we've been taught about the planets has just been t...
Posted by C=arlos Satan on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 03:42:00 PST

No more Macromedia?? WTF??

Updating my flash player I was sent to the Adobe website. Apparently Adobe has assimilated Macromedia. The latest version of the Flash, Dreamweaver, Fireworks bundle is just ominously titled "Stu...
Posted by C=arlos Satan on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 01:01:00 PST

At the G8 summit in Russia

Bush tells Putin that Russia should have a Iraqi-Style democracy. Putin basically laughs at Bush's face and tells him he's crazy. I would have thought Bush was talking crap too if he told me that.
Posted by C=arlos Satan on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:14:00 PST

I have a pimple on my eyelid

Definitely one of the more unusual places I've had a pimple.   Is eyelid one word?
Posted by C=arlos Satan on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 12:55:00 PST

looking here now....

My window is just high enough to open and not knock down my bottle of strawberry hill
Posted by C=arlos Satan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You down wit UOP? Yeah u know ME!!!

Game is at 9pm tonight. UOP Tigers vs I dont even know who the hell but it's suppose to be a big game nationally televised and all that!!!! Joe-raff said it should be good so what the heck we're there...
Posted by C=arlos Satan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

was thinkin hmmm....

I thought maybe I should clip my toe nails but then my feet got cold and I covered them up agian.
Posted by C=arlos Satan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST