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Jim

I am here for Dating

About Me

I am the worlds most awsome man. I am made of solid gold and I have lasere heat vision. I also have the ability to transform into any wooden object. In my spare time to recreate famous moments from Police Acadamy useing live crabs as puppets. I like collecting Nazi memrobilia, crack whores and smooth jazz.

My Interests

I don't have that many interests as I have a short atention span which stops me from getting good enough at anything to call it a hobby.I like going to clubs and dancing all nite (especialy to electro). I love getting wasted with my friends. I like comic books, and pictures of cats dressed as little people.

I'd like to meet:

Gamra

Music:

I like all kinds of music. Some bands I like are Ugly Duckling, Public Enemy, Frank Zappa, Last Days of Humanity, Do Me Bad Things, Jim and Jennie and the Pine Tops, Vitalic, 2many Djs, anything that sounds like an old computer (ie Kraftwerk, Jean Michelle Jare, Jackon and his Computer Band, Air etc) Polyphonic Sprea, Foriegner, The Dogs etc...

Movies:

My favorate film is Robocop. All other films are shit.

Television:

I watch mostly American shows. My favorates are Seinfeld, Futurama, Strangers with Candy and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.As regards English shows I like stuff like The Mighty Boosh, Peep Show and anything with Christopher Morris in it.

Books:

I hate reading, but like to pretend I do to look more classy.

Heroes:

Shakin' Stevens