MUSIC is my life! I love clubbing, clubbing and more clubbing, drinking, gammon smacking, talking cod shit, warehouse raves, wearing tu-tu's, moustaches, getting my fat dog out on every occasion and messy weekends in general!! I also like the little pleasures in life like long hot baths, hugs, getting that friday feeling and lie ins. I also like go karting and getting massages. Ooh twisters ace too, try playing it with wooden shoes, its a challenge!
I'd like to meet:
My life quest is to meet random idiots.I'd also love to meet the man or woman with the biggest tash in the world. You see, i have a bit of a thing with tash's.I think they are amazing. I think my obsession started back in 1996 when i first saw Noel edmonds on Noels house party. I liked his tash but it went round into a goatee aswel which i wasn't sure of. But the tash was magnificantly groomed. I heard mr blobby got so jealous of it that he tried to shave it off while Noel slept. Noel had taken his tash to karate lessons to train it self defence for this kind of incident. So when Mr blobby crept in his room, equipped with a mach 3, Noels tash knew exactly what to do. Noels tash had trained so hard that he had become stronger than he thought, so when he karate chopped mr Blobby he turned into a spam javlin. Noels tash felt so guilty he ran away to Ibiza and found his new home on Luciano's face. This is why Noels house party stopped coming on TV as Noel couldn't face the public without his beloved tash.Noel now has a replica tash made out of Margaret Thatchers toe nails and has only just come out of hiding to present deal or no deal. This is why Luciano is a legend, its all down to the tash. If only i could grow a tash like that, i'd get anything i wanted!
Music:
Techno, minimal techno, electro, tech house, anything with a bit of grot basically!I despise rnb and funky house.I like decent hip hop ie ugly duckling!
Movies:
Human Traffic, Borat, Trainspotting, Dead mans shoes, All of Austin Powers, Seven, 51st State
Television:
The mighty boosh, The Armando Ianucci shows, Nighty Night, The Simpsons, Little Britain
Heroes:
My Mum, Dad and Brother to start with!! All of my stupid mates and everyone i met in Ibiza, all legends! My best mate Grace for being such a wonderful wearer of tash, James for holding the poppers title, Terri for being a mental bitch, Tina for being my Sunday drinker, Helen for being hardcore and Bailey for inventing the pedigree dog! I also love Steve Lawler (my future husband), Luciano, Switch, Erol Alkan, The ketoloco crew, Audiojack, Hot Chip, Prodigy, The Streets, The Gossip, Ugly Duckling, Magda, Sven Vath, Richie Hawtin, Breakfastaz, Tania Vulcano and Pendulum (i could go on all fuckin day...). Ed Byrne, Noel Fielding and Bill Bailey are my fave comedians. And last but not least Keith Chegwin, all hail the derranged man running around with his cock and balls out wearing nothing but a smile! xx
