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WHISTLE FOR A JAGER

About Me



NO MESSAGE NO ADD! Simple lol most people ignore it tho.. No messages about webcam orgies or anything pls cos I ain't on it n if ya pretending to be from a lad's mag to try n get pics don't, you won't get any.
I'm a straight *BASS* addict... Rollin, warpin, fizzin, I'm on it.. The grimier, darker, n duttier the better! Love reachin raves n workin the dancefloor! :D

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My Interests

Basslines, dancing, vinoooo, cherry lambrini, catchin jooooke, curries, haribo, shoppingggg, clothes, shoes, bags, gym, reading, going on holiday, blokes in bunny ears, Danny Dyer woy!

I'd like to meet:


Cherry Lambrini drinkers, people who have something intelligent and amusing to say, BASS HEADS! :) Tracey Barlow!

Music:



Movies:

Human Traffic, Dirty Dancing...Disney films..

Television:

Scrubs, Shameless, Only Fools & Horses, Red Dwarf.. Peep Show, and it's all about Attenborough Sundays!

Books:

"Smashed - Growing up a drunk girl", "A Piece Of Cake - A Memoir" by CUPCAKE BROWN.. "Please, daddy, no" by STUART HOWARTH.. I like true to life books, autobiographies etc.. Also anything by chick lit lady Marian Keyes, she's too funny

Heroes:

Mum & Dad, Bill Hicks, whoever said "Zidele amathambo!" - "Give yourself up, bones as well" - Take a chance