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About Me

I range from being completely hermit-like to being out so often I forget where my house is. I love to laugh but thrive on drama. I seem to have swallowed a magnet that attracts weirdos, but that's ok cos it makes me feel normal. I'm calmly neurotic and cynically trusting. I can be innapropriately sarcastic (much to Kash's delight). Don't be surprised if I disappear occassionaly...

I have a phobia of clowns and bright red nail varnish

Apparently I'd sell out for $1,089,655 (a mere 600,000 quid)
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My Interests

Trying to remember good jokes. Or rather, trying to remember the punchlines

I'd like to meet:

Anyone except
1) David Dickinson
2) that FREAK from the bus stop who knew where I lived
3) ppl dat tink it ok 2 rite like dis

Music:

112 to The Zutons and a million others in between

Movies:

My mum taped Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom for me off the telly. I used to watch it every day after school and thought it was the only film in the world... until I saw School Of Rock

watch the shining re-enacted by bunnies...br

Television:

Too much

Books:

Ikea Catalogue

Heroes:

and ross...

(they're not the same person)

My Blog

Lucky Voice

Why are those Scottish hobbits still on my TV every Saturday night? If they can be on it then so can I. I've already started on a training programme in preparation for next year's audi...
Posted by Shaaz on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:09:00 PST

I can walk again!

So I got overtaken by a 70 year old but at least I can throw those bastard crutches away I'm delirious (and that's without the painkillers!) ...
Posted by Shaaz on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:56:00 PST

I'm sure this story has a moral

Let me tell you a story about a girl. I'll leave her nameless& One sunny Saturday afternoon a girl went to Ibiza on a jolly with some people she worked with. Having behaved impeccably all da...
Posted by Shaaz on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:23:00 PST