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About Me

I love horses, they're the best of all the animals. Natasha Bedingfield is probably my favourite horse, but this changes daily. I like going to the pub.I also love Fray Bentos Steak & Kidney pies, but they're really bad for you so I've not had one for years. Same goes for Spam. Grilled spam covered in baked beans is fit as f**k! I also like going to the pub.I hate people who say, Cold Play instead of Coldplay! I dislike that knob Paul Schaefer who's in the band on Letterman. What is the point in Javine? Why is she still in the papers? Not only does she look like Rupaul, but she was a loser in whichever X pop idol factor show she first appeared on. The album and singles she's released all died on their arse. She was bobbins in Eurovision, yet she's still in the papers? Why? Also making my don't like list is mayonaise, dirty white shoelaces or vegetables that have been under cooked and are rock hard. I'm also not too keen on Kelly Osbourne, but I didn't like Judy Finnegan until I met her and now she's a good mate, so maybe I should reserve judgement.But I really really don't like that woman who writes the Bizarre column in The Sun. The picture at the top of the page every day shows her all glammed up and airbrushed, but when it shows her stood with (for example) Alex Kapranos of Franz Ferdinand, backstage at the NME awards, she looks like a dinner lady! But what really gets my goat is when she makes claims on a Tuesday or Wednesday like, "I'm predicting big things for the new single by "insert name of band here" this Sunday, remember where you heard it first". WHAT? She's only saying that because she's seen that it's number 2 on the midweeks!! Bandwagon jumping slapper! Sure she's got a lovely personality though. Work gets in the way of life, but bills have to be paid, so I work as Head Of Music for the KISS radio network based in LONDON (must be shouted in a Jamie T Shelia stylee!)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Daphne & Celeste. Lindsay Lohan. The person who stole (just one) of my gloves in Budapest in February. The waitress who works in Mash on Great Portland Street who looks like one of the Olsen Twins. Anna Friel. Richard Ashcroft. Juliana Hatfield. Ian Brown. Bob Carolgees & Spit The Dog. Eddie Vedder. Richard The Popworld Horse. Sam from ER.

My Blog

DAMN! I should've used this as an excuse for a day off work!

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Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:36:00 GMT

To CUT a long story short...

...I bought some scissors at the weekend. However, they've got some little plastic fasteners on them, but you need another pair of scissors to remove them from the new scissors before you can use...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 00:12:00 GMT

ella ella ella ella......

Rihanna's Umbrella was a new entry at number one on Sunday, 2 weeks before it's physical release on 28/5. Here's my Tastemaker Tip from Music Week on 21/4. As All Saints once said, "I ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 01:53:00 GMT

Bundy for CEO!

Tom Moloney - the Chief Executive of EMAP resigned this week. I've been put forward for the job by some of my colleagues, who've posted this on the office noticeboard..... And so for all my supporter...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 20:40:00 GMT

Gone Fishin'

Found this in my bag of crisps! And before anyone insinuates that I bit it in to the shape of a fish, I didn't! Honest! I just pulled it out of the bag that way!
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 05:03:00 GMT

Canine Lingerie!

Whilst watching the dire Chelsea v Liverpool game last night, I realised that Drogba is an anagram of Dog Bra! Because I'm incredibly childish, it made me laugh! (and I wasn't even drunk!!) &nb...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 16:36:00 GMT

Things I realised this morning.....

....whilst listening to XFM and then my iPod on the bus. 1. The new Manic Street Preachers single "Your Love Alone Is Not Enough", sounds like the Bryan Adams & Mel C single "When You're Gone...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:13:00 GMT

Tonight Ill be your naughty girl........

Beyonce is being sued by Des'ree because she didn't ask her permission to record one of Des'ree's old songs In other bad news for B, there's allegedly a warrant for her arrest, after she failed t...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:45:00 GMT

Why is it that... (number 32)

Why is it that, more often that not, there is always a fish tank in chinese takeaways? Sat on the counter with about 8 manky fish swimming around in a tank too small to house them.Weird!It's not like ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 17:14:00 GMT

Daytime TV

Below are a few things that I've noticed about daytime TV, while on holiday....That toad lad is STILL in Neighbours. Loose women - they're all dogs and they talk utter shit. I've already seen every mi...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:19:00 GMT