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judyOchrist

God is a soul masturbator

About Me

We are a Bible believing, Fundamentalist, Independent Baptist Church. We are 157,000 members strong. Our Church Campus is located in Freehold, Iowa and rests on 35 acres of some of the most beautiful country you'd ever care to set your eyes upon. Our church holds 28 paid pastors, 131 paid deacons, 412 full time staff members, LCA (Landover Christian Academy), LCU (Landover Christian University), 11 fully equipped chapels, Four 2,000 seat sanctuaries, Three 5,000 seat main sanctuaries, the world's largest Christian Mall, a Christian Amusement Park (Landover Bible Theme Park and Red Sea World), A PGA 18 Hole Golf Course, 3 Fitness Centers, 4 Olympic sized swimming pools, Landover Village, Landover Towers, Landover Retirement Community, Center For 2 Churches On Every City Block Foundation, Leviticus Landing (An Exclusive Gated Executive Christian Community for Platinum Tithersâ„¢), Exodus Acres (Gold Tithers' Gated Community), *27 Developments, Landover All Purpose Multi-Temple, Spa and Resort Center, Fire Department, 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 Television studios, 2 radio stations, A Christian Circus Camp, Retreat Center for Republican Candidates, 3 Corporate Christian Office Parks, hot springs, 8 cemeteries, and 243 fully certified Christian police officers.

My Interests

Common-sense reasons for keeping unsaved people out of our church. Making Prank calls. Send me numbers to prank call.

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My Blog

Flesh Hook

Creation Scientists have focused their endless persuit of knowledge on a new subject. Many times we have heard women complain and make fun of a man with a crooked penis. What cause...
Posted by judyOchrist on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 06:00:00 PST

Oral Sex: A Dangerous New Trend!

CREATION SCIENCE BREAKING NEWSOral Sex: A Dangerous New Trend! If you are living in a defiled marriage, meaning unequally yoked (wedded to a non-Baptist), and your unsaved spouse burns with lustful c...
Posted by judyOchrist on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 08:31:00 PST

Do you have demons in your colon?

 Folks, here at Landover Baptist Church, we don't care about secular opinions, we don't care about polls, we don't care what's in the newspaper and we sure as hell don't give a damn what some ...
Posted by judyOchrist on Tue, 23 May 2006 12:48:00 PST

We Buy Children

  True Christians Helping Families in Need: This is a tough economy.  We understand that people are suffering because of what Bill Clinton did, and sadly, American families will continue to ...
Posted by judyOchrist on Mon, 22 May 2006 01:51:00 PST

Peversions of Creation Science

There is a growing concern among Landover Baptist creation scientists in regards to the accountability of our Christian colleagues.  Some, who receive Creation Science grants from local pastors t...
Posted by judyOchrist on Mon, 22 May 2006 01:46:00 PST