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Attila The HUN

HaHa!!! so says Attila, There are many ways to dupe and conquer humanity since 406AD.

About Me

=============Biography==============Attila was the final and most powerful king of the Huns. Reigning over what was then Europe's largest empire, from 434 until his death. The origins of the European Huns has been a matter of debate for centuries; however, it can be said upon historical authority, that the Huns were a confederation of Eurasian tribes. Mostly of diverse origin with a Turkic-speaking aristocracy, who appeared in Europe in the 4th century. The Huns achieved military superiority over countless rivals (most of them highly cultured and civilized) by their state of readiness for combat, amazing mobility, and weapons like the Hun bow. Attila was born around 406. There is not much known about his childhood because it was traumatic and Attila killed anyone who reminded him of it, but as a member of the ruling family of the Huns; the supposition that at an early age he was a capable leader and a capable warrior was undisputed. Following negotiation of peace terms in 418, at the age of 12, he was sent as a child hostage to the Roman court of Emperor Honorius. In return, the Huns received Flavius Aetius in a child hostage exchange arranged by the Romans. The empire educated Attila in its courts, customs and traditions and in its luxurious lifestyle, in the hope that he would carry an appreciation of these things back to his own nation and sparring their own lives in future dealings, thus serving to extend Roman influence. The Huns would probably have hoped that he would enhance their future espionage capabilities by the exchange, but Attila had his own agenda. Attila attempted to escape during his stay in Rome, but it was a ruse, he was testing their sentries. Attila does not cower or run away. Attila turned my attention to an intense study of the empire, while outwardly ceasing to struggle against his hostage status. He studied the internal and foreign policies of the Romans. He often secretly observed them in diplomatic conferences with foreign ministers. Attila learned about leadership, protocol and other essentials suited to future rulers and diplomats. Attila's empire stretched from Germany and the Netherlands to the Ural river and from the Danube River to Poland and Estonia. During his rule, he was among the direst enemies of the Eastern and Western Roman Empires: he invaded the Balkans twice and encircled Constantinople in the second invasion; he marched through Gaul (later France) as far as Orleans before being turned back at Battle of Chalons; and drove the western emperor Valentinian III from my beloved capital at Ravenna in 452.

My Interests

Attila is currently contemplating a move into the adult film industry. Attila is known to have a female posterior fetish as well as a weakness for distressed damsels. Speculation compares Attila much like William Shatner's character ..rek if the female is attractive then it does not matter her race,religion or affiliation. With an eclectic array of females in his harem, Attila could have been a 3rd Century Hugh Hefner....if there were cameras during Attila's rule. Take the quiz:
Which Seven Deadly Sins are YOU?

Anger
Anger is manifested in you, who spurns love and instead loves fury. It is often known as wrath. You angry s-o-b are probably only like this cuz of your abusive parents

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I'd like to meet:

Hot bodies!!(Attila is an Assman, but breast are great too)KT SO!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ATTILA OF EURASIA
Birthday: JUNE 6 406
Birthplace: EURANUS
Current Location: GERMANY
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: DARK AND DIRTY LIKE SOME OF MY BEACHES!
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: SOMETIMES RIGHTY SOMETIMES LEFTY
Your Heritage: TURK-ASIAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: LUGS PILLAGE
Your Weakness: BEACHES, ONCE THE PANTIES DROP. I CANNOT STOP.
Your Fears: VD
Your Perfect Pizza: MEATSA MEATSA DEEP DISH
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: NO VD
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I GOT HOES
Thoughts First Waking Up: AH THAT WAS GREAT! I AM UP! NEXT!
Your Best Physical Feature: MY HANDSOME FACE OR MY WIDE SHOULDERS
Your Bedtime: WHENEVER I PASS OUT
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: WHAT IS PEPSI? IS THAT LIKE OPIUM?
MacDonalds or Burger King: TACO BELL ATILA LOVES TACO!
Single or Group Dates: THE MORE THE MERRIER I AM! I GOT HOES!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NESTEA I AM A NESTEA NESTEA BOY!
Chocolate or Vanilla: MULATOES ARE HOT! FOR EXAMPLE HALLE BERRY
Cappuccino or Coffee: ALPUCINO IS MY FAVORITE
Do you Smoke: HASHISH, TOBACCO & SOME OF THAT REAL STICKY ICKY ICKY
Do you Swear: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Do you Sing: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Do you Shower Daily: MY BEACHES BATHE ME
Have you Been in Love: IN LOVE YES BUT MADE LOVE THRICE LAST NIGHT WITH 3 HOES
Do you want to go to College: NO NEED, I AM REACH BEACH
Do you want to get Married: ALREADY MARRIED TO TWO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
Do you belive in yourself: WHAT!
Do you get Motion Sickness: NO BUT SOME OF MY BEACHES DO
Do you think you are Attractive: WHAT! HELLZ YES
Are you a Health Freak: NO BUT I LOVE A FEW HEALTH FREAKS!
Do you get along with your Parents: MY MOM YES , MY PAPPA NO!
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES THEY CLEANSE AS WELL AS COVER MY TRACKS
Do you play an Instrument: BUTT BONGO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES I ADMIT I HAVE A PROBLEM
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: HUH WHO ME? WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: MANY MANY TIMES AND I HAVE GOTTEN LUCKY MANY MANY TIMES
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: TO PILLAGE AND PLUNDER
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: A BOX NO A 1LB PACKAGE YES
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES... SHE TASTES LIKE FISH THOUGH
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO BUT I HAVE BEEN ON FILM
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOBODY DUMPS ATTILA!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: YES ME AND MY LADIES GO TO THE OASIS
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO?
Ever been Drunk: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO?
Ever been called a Tease: ACTUALLY THE OPPOSITE THEY CALL ME LOOSE
Ever been Beaten up: PHYSICALLY AS A CHILD BUT VOWED NEVER TO LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN
Ever Shoplifted: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
How do you want to Die: IN MY HAREM WITH MY BEACHES
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: IMMUNE TO VD
What country would you most like to Visit: AMSTERDAM
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: ANY
Favourite Hair Color: ANY
Short or Long Hair: ANY
Height: ANY
Weight: DEPENDS ON THE FEMALE, MUST HAVE AN ATTRACTIVE FACE
Best Clothing Style: SUIT
Number of Drugs I have taken: ALL BUT HEROIN
Number of CDs I own: LIVE MUSIC IS BEST
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 8
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ALL THE TIMES I CONTRACTED A VD = 212

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Music:

Attila is down for whatever is on!

Movies:

Hellraiser, Gonzo, POV, and select few Adult DVDs Take the quiz:
What Kind of Apocalypse Are You?

Zombie Apocolypse
You are stubborn and headstrong, but your methodical and straightforward nature comes in handy when you are in the middle of a ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE. Just remember that a little flexibility and paying close attention to your assets will help you a great deal when fighting off hordes of the undead. Don't let the lumbering beasts of terror get you down, with a little determination you can get through anything.

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Television:

no TV for me

Books:

All books, art books, magazines, tatoo mags, and great photography, knowledge is all powerful.

Heroes:

Attila and my allies on this myspace thingy