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Johnny Apparatus

About Me

vote for me here: http://delllounge.com/soundandjury/?id=69afb190-1979-4ccc-8b d4-c115a917bdfdthis is a really cool video that my cousin did!!!!! The music is very familiar I must say!!!!!Shell Crack blackmail

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 01/05/2006
Band Website: there is no Siteweb.
Band Members: Fabian Rivera guitar, and vocals.
Influences: Everything I hear. Including theme music for cartoons and t.v. shows.
Sounds Like: the coolest most awesomest stuff you ever heard in your life. Before you heard the music from robocop or all dogs go to heaven. This stuff is the bestest most freshest stuff available to man right now, and I can't believe that it's coming out of me most of the time.I'm usually inspired whenever I hear "twinkle twinkle little star."I'm the crappiest basketball player on any team unless you give me a wheelchair. with a wheelchair I'm enabled to do things that I couldn't do before like brutally attack those that have the ball. I'm fearless yet full of fear that any animal I own might be against me and until I feel some loyalty from my pets I'll continue my practice of euthanasia.I'm crazy about cigarette butts. I find and collect all that I can. Not all of them deserve to be on my cigarette butt shelf, they must learn their place first among my badz maroo catheter.My knife collection starts with The Simpsons and ends with Archie Bunker. I love to watch cats eat moths but only if I'm eating pepperoni off the floor.and that's pretty much how I live my life indoors all day. I'm six hundred pounds of squishy love.
Record Label: The biggest record label in the world!!!!
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Hey, Pervert!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2VpAQTJtZY I hope you all think this is funny!
Posted by on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:06:00 GMT

Johnny Apparatus at gunpoint in San Antonio

   Me and Marco packed up our shit  Wed. at five o’clock in the afternoon. We got to Austin about nine. My cousin left to work at eight in the morning. We got in at five from a re...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:29:00 GMT

It's just me today. The time I was almost on T.V.

I thought I'd let everyone know that last Tuesday June 21, 2007 I was almost put on television through a series of flukes. It started early in the morning after my girlfriend Laney dropped me off at...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 00:03:00 GMT

Partial birth abortions and responsibility

    Partial birth abortion takes place when the baby is halfway out of the mother's vagina and the doctor kills it. This is considered a legal abortion because the baby isn't all the way out...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:34:00 GMT

to those who are no longer on my top friends

Suprised are  you............? Well you shouldn't be...... your the reason your not there anymore!!! I mailed you letters, sent you things and you didn't respond. Honestly though, honestly........
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 14:36:00 GMT

slirpy food

       I will sever my penis with spoons from a grocery               store and then watch looney tu...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 17:31:00 GMT

Examen your zipper

So I have this pair of pants that I'm somewhat, almost ready to put down. But they look great on me. They make me feel like a real man. But every now and then the zipper finds it's way open. ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:18:00 GMT

yo mama

I wanna get the fuck out a dodge and head up to califas. I want to tour the country.   Now more than ever I want to get the fuck out a dodge.  I want to travel all over the United States, eu...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:22:00 GMT

I got a new video again

    go to www.southaustinstudios.com and go to poetry.  I'm looking pretty hot.......or cool.......or a black guy.
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 01:00:00 GMT

My first music video Taped at the hideout Thanks to Frank and James.

I've got a video online at southaustinstudios.com go to poetry. then click on Johnny Apparatus.
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 11:33:00 GMT