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Pure Jokes33

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About Me



My Interests

I love to Act, i especially love to preform Comedy, if there is anything in this world that makes me happy is watching or preforming comedy. I have travelled many places in my life time let me name a few, London England, Frankfurt Germany, Rome Italy, Somalia (i was born there if you already didn't know) Dubai which is in the Emirates, Edmonton Alberta, Saudi Arabia, and i am now Living in Tronto Ontario. I like peotry and no im not just saying that, i write alot of poetry because i LOVE words.

I'd like to meet:

I would honestly like to meet Will Smith and Dave Chapelle. These two guys are entertainting and exceptionally funny.

Music:

I can boggie to anything really, But i enjoy Rap Hip hop and R&B, African Drums (jungle music) born and raised on those. Belive it or not i can listen to country and some soft rock, but i do not enjoy it.

Movies:

There are many movies which i adore, i like Crash, Niggas with Hats, Don't be a menace to society while drinking juice in the hood, house party, the first Men in Black, and i will keep adding on once i remember.

Television:

Wow, let me say i enjoy watching South Park, Simpsons, Futurama, Family guy, Fresh Prince of Bel-air, martin show, In living colour, I LOVE the DISCOVERY chanelle and NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC. Im a true African at heart, and for an African there is nothing more that feeds the soul then knowledge about the unknown.

Books:

My favourite book so far is The Celestine Prophecy.

Heroes:

My Heros are, My Father, My Brother Osman, Will Smith, Dave Chapplle. Much respects to the Monkey who supposedly started Aids, because he had to be one smart monkey to seduce some random weirdo into sex. Plus he must have endured some rough weird shit, and thats why i believe he deserves my shout out.

My Blog

Jokes and one Liners

Jokes Q. Why are toilets white? A.  Because anything black wouldn't take shit from anyone.   Q. How clean do mexicans like their house? A. They like it Spic and Span-ish. Q. Why do black peo...
Posted by Pure Jokes33 on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:22:00 PST

You wonder whats the difference between white and black?

I dont think there is much of a difference, but I do know, that if a black couple got killed in Mexico good ridden , and its probably a drug problem OR just leave it at minority violence. Sort of like...
Posted by Pure Jokes33 on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 04:20:00 PST