JON STONEHOUSE [Famou5] |F|C|B|

About Me

My mother was a drug addict living in sin. She didnâ€™t believe in god or anything. And when she got pregnant she took a lot more drugs. I was born blind as a result of all the drugs. My mother didnâ€™t care, she didnâ€™t want me here in the first place. She even tried to kill me inside her with a coat-hanger, but I survived. She was so angry she never spoke to me the first three years of my life, she just hit me and beat me and cursed me every day. I donâ€™t remember any of this but this is what I later found out after my mother overdosed, choking on her own vomit. I was sent to a series of institutions and had psychological evaluations. But I wouldnâ€™t speak, until one day Bo and Momma Sunshine came looking to help a child in need, they introduced me to the lord and saviour Jesus Christ, they saved me from perdition, I mean Jesus saved me. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Writing music, film, lyrics and poetry. Finding new things to do, hear and see. New people. Travel. Playing guitar/bass/drums. Reading. Gettin hammered. Being filthy with this girl: She will kick your arse on GUITAR HERO!

I'd like to meet:

Carl Marx, Hunter S Thomson, Kurt Cobain, Jim Morrison, Snarf, Bjork, Bill and Ted, Sora Aoi. And anyone with a sense of humour and an open mind.

Music:

I like anything original. Polysics, The Red Chord, Happy Face, DJ Scotch Egg, Robots In Disguise, Pizzicato Five, Darkest Hour, Blood Brothers, Shitmat, Aphex Twin, Stevie Wonder, Jessica Rabbit, Pixies, Pavement, The Whirlwind Heat, Flaming Lips, Sigur Ros, Primus, Bjork, The Red Light Sting, Help She Can't Swim, The Smiths, Aretha Franklyn, The Octopus Project, Everytime I Die, Four Tet, Venetian Snares, Square Pusher, The Paper Chase, Nirvana, The Locust, Zom Zoms, The Shit, Converge, The Black Dahlia Murder, Darkest HourWe have a really cool unsigned music scene in Blackpool, please check out these bands because they are my friends and they are fuckin mint: Their Names will lnk you to there Myspaces....Sinister Footwear ,Wh3n P3ople B3come Numb3rs ,The Sound Of Superstring ,The Church Of The Derelict Frequency ,Swallow ,The Lotus Circle ,Gundown Sunday ,ChangAnd These guys make Nasty wierd dance shit...Convolutions ,Barcode Battler ,Chevron ,

Movies:

Kieslowski, Lynch, Arronofsky, Burton, Ghondry, Sollondz, Studio Ghibli. I'm into alot of foreign film, I like most things twisted and depraved but i'm a sucker for a good ol' yarn. Favoutite films: Irreversible, Fight Club, Hostel, A'Ma Souer, Happiness, Spirited Away, Akira, Terminator 2, La Haine, Man Bites Dog, Delicatessen, The Goonies, Requiem For A Dream, Three Colours Trilogy.

Television:

Can't Stand TV in general but love comedy and a bit of drama. The Boosh, Nathan Barley (+anything Chris Morris), Shameless, The League Of Gentlemen, Ciderdellic, Lost, Sopranos, The Green Wing. I hate soap operas with a passion.

Books:

Easton-Ellis, Pallahniuk, Irvine Welsh, William Boroughs, DBC Pierre.

Heroes:

Guy Fawkes and my Mum ..

My Blog

Jody Conway

the sky cried the day you crawled out of the wrongside of your womb,all that blood on stainless steel, if they'd have only known you would only growto pollute the soil we'd need to sow,seed of fruit, ...
Posted by Señor Jonjamin Les Über Discopöp [Famou5] on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 06:07:00 PST

Good Old Days

Good Old DaysIt's not like the good old days,It seems today the kids have nothing to grab onto,Nothing but hyper-stimulation of serotonin glands,And nights of the living dread,Our folks breezed throug...
Posted by Señor Jonjamin Les Über Discopöp [Famou5] on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 05:12:00 PST

Red Rocket Science

Red Rocket ScienceTake bad dog to the vets,Like so many other periled pets,Tried everything to no avail,Would still chew children in their own back garden,Remember little Kevin Draper?And how his pict...
Posted by Señor Jonjamin Les Über Discopöp [Famou5] on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 01:30:00 PST

22 Now

22 Now22 now and im tired and im sick in my head,Past wishing was dead and look forward instead,Ive just found out they take forty percent of anything over thirty grand,They take when you earn, when y...
Posted by Señor Jonjamin Les Über Discopöp [Famou5] on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 04:19:00 PST

Jessica's Pussycat

Jessicas Pussycat Wake up; wake up a surprise awaits your sleepy head, Ive torn the sky into shreds and made you breakfast,Waffles pestilence and eggsJust the way you like em,I taste her breast and wa...
Posted by Señor Jonjamin Les Über Discopöp [Famou5] on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:41:00 PST