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Photoshopped to DEATH

You might have my wardrobe, you don't have my style

About Me

"If you aint got nothin' nice to say, don't say nothin' at all"

can't work photoshop.
likes drinking
likes smoking
likes good times
ghan
Loves family
Loves friends
hates work
DRAMA!

My Interests

Music
Friends Beer
Shopping
Cosmetics
Pretending I'm something I'm not
Rally Driving

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet
A boy who will be the big spoon
The boy with the puppy dog eyes...
I've already met him

Music:

Mixed Taste...mainly anything with a good guitar solo in it, or pretty much anything...
My Chemical Romance.
Do Me Bad Things.
Yeah Yeah Yeah's.
The Distillers.
Juliette and the Licks.
Mew.
Fischerspooner.
Ladytron.
2Many Dj's/Soulwax.
Fallout Boy.
Squarepusher.
Peaches.
Felix Da Housecat.
Chicken Lips.
Themroc.
EuroLove.
Adult.
Jacques Lu Cont.
Turbonegro.
The Mars Volta.
LCD Soundsystem.
At the Drive in.
Rage Against the Machine.
Jimmi Hendrix.
The Beatles.
The Rolling Stones.
Guns N' Roses.
Prince. Michael Jackson.
Mint Royale.
Incubus.
Oasis.
Bob Marley.
Queens of the Stoneage.
Queen of Japan. Avenged Sevenfold.
Joy Division.
Echo and the Bunnymen.
The Bangles.
Kajagoogoo.
New Order.
Velvet Revolver.
Motley Crew.
Har Mar Superstar.
The Prodigy.
Aphex Twin.
Muse.
Deftones.
Ratatat.
Hot Hot Heat.
Foo Fighters. Weezer.
Basement Jaxx.
Daft Punk.
Eurthymics.
Akufen.
Royksopp.
Air.
Duran Duran.
Dream Theatre,
The Kinks,
Queen,
Daniel Lioneye,
cKy,
The Libertines,
Gus Gus,
Crazy Penis,
The Artic Monkeys,
Babyshambles,
Stevie Wonder
The Datsuns,
The Feint,
Zoot Woman,
The Pixies,
Coheed and Cambria,
Every Time I Die
, Death From Above 1979,
The Used,
Deathcab For Cutie,
PANIC! At the Disco,
Dragonforce,
Audioslave, Darkest Hour
Boards of Canada
Dj Scotch Egg
Norma Jean
Whirlwind Heat
Bleeding Through
The Fall of Troy
Four tet
Cutting Pink With Knives
Albatros
HELP!She Can't Swim
Robots in Diguise
Gogol Bordello
Hot Club of Cowtown
Richard Cheese
Sikth
When People Become Numbers
Dillinger Escape Plan
Black Dahlia Murders
The Octopus Project
Karva Check Point
Team Sleep
melt banana
... blah blah blah

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Donnie Darko. The Usual Suspects. Kill Bill 1 & 2. Desperado. Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Back to the Future 1, 2 & 3. Natural Born Killers. Resevoir Dogs. Trainspotting. Human Traffic. Blow. City of God. Fight Club. cKy 1, 2 & 3. Sprited Away. Princess Mononoke. Beatle Juice. House of Flying Daggers. Kicking and Screaming. DodgeBall. Anchorman. Edward Scissor Hands. The Little Mermaid. Ferris Beullers Day Off. Spun. Monsters inc. Finding Nemo. Hard Days Night, HELP!, The Magical Mytery Tour, The Life of Brian, Dungeons and Dragons (the old school cartoon!), The Meaning of Life, Team America (World Police), The Nightmare Before Christmas, Shogun Assasin. Zoolander, The Wedding Singer, Waterboy, Happy Gilmore, Sgt Bilko, Down Periscope, Hot Shots, The Bone Collector, From Hell, Home Alone 1 & 2, Airplane, The Blues Brothers, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 2 & 3, Blazing Saddles, The Fith Element, Die Hard, The Matrix, Shoalin Soccer, Kung Fu Hustle, Enter The Dragon.... Anything that's remotely good... shit I even like Legally Blonde...

Television:

Robot Chicken. The Chapelle Show. Newly Weds. Q.I. Never Mind The Buzzcocks. American Dad. Family Guy. Pheonix Nights. Max and Paddy. The Long Way Round. House. Futurama. The Simpsons. South Park. Sponge Bob Square Pants. Murder She Wrote. Diagnosis Murder. Trisha. This Morning. Anything to do with food.... The Mighty Boosh. Little Britain. Extreme Makeover. America's Next Top Model. Monty Python. Bottom. The Young Ones.

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. The Da Vinci Code. Angels and Demons. Digital Fortress. Harry Potter. The Asti Spumante Code (A Parody). The Far Side. The Hungry Catapillar. When the Wind Blows. Donnie Darko (Original Screen Play) Glamourama.

Heroes:

Ma + Pa Nan + Gramps Paul Ju Chris Jody Cassie

My Blog

Ladies, when a man writes something like this about you. be afraid, be very afraid

Run Rabbit.Baby, the sheer thought of you is like a ringing bell to my Pavlovs dog.I'm slack jawed, slavering, foaming at the mouth, I dream you run from me with eyes wide of rabbit with a hint of "pl...
Posted by Photoshopped to DEATH [T.S.P.I.T.W] on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:07:00 PST

The funniest/saddest/stupidest chav in the world

name says: why the fyck do you gay lil emo put fuck up name tha invole your life . an sad shit Back in black... pool says: because we fucking can Back in black... pool says: dickhead nam...
Posted by Photoshopped to DEATH [T.S.P.I.T.W] on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 04:22:00 PST

Tom needs to...

fuck off and die because he is a worthless piece of shit end of Oh and just to let you know, I'm not talking about Tom who runs myspace. Why the fuck would I post a blog about him?...
Posted by Photoshopped to DEATH [T.S.P.I.T.W] on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:00:00 PST

Haha I found this from my 1st year of uni, I thought it was quite funny....

What is it about living in leeds that makes it so good, and yet, so s**t? Here's a brief run down of my week so far, Monday night: meet the geology society for halloween otley run, drink tequilla, ge...
Posted by Photoshopped to DEATH [T.S.P.I.T.W] on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 02:54:00 PST

Birthday Pics

The morning after the night before errrrrr ...
Posted by Photoshopped to DEATH [T.S.P.I.T.W] on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 07:24:00 PST

The Lying lies and dirty whores of myspace

Some days I just feel like.... an annoyance.I don't know if I should speak to people in the fear that I annoy them.So I keep myself to myself and dwell on things.I don't get people sometimes. They're ...
Posted by Photoshopped to DEATH [T.S.P.I.T.W] on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 01:57:00 PST

Strung out on the music.... and possibly drugs

Please note: The reference to "My Man" is not a reference to a boyfriend. This is my best friend Jody, who happens to be male. In no way am I going out with him. This most amazing. I have waited all ...
Posted by Photoshopped to DEATH [T.S.P.I.T.W] on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 04:39:00 PST

I've uhm.... broken something

I've well broken the printer in the Irene manton cluster Hahahahaha OOPS.... Oh well going out tonight, wont remember it in the morning.
Posted by Photoshopped to DEATH [T.S.P.I.T.W] on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 05:53:00 PST

It has come to my attention...

That most "scene" girls are fat and/or ugly.Don't label me scene. Because I'm not. Boys are the scurge of the earth.Why do they feel the need to let you down?I've been let down far too much of late.I ...
Posted by Photoshopped to DEATH [T.S.P.I.T.W] on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 07:11:00 PST

At least

....a hot guy opened the door for me Well at least one good thing happened for me today :)
Posted by Photoshopped to DEATH [T.S.P.I.T.W] on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 10:58:00 PST