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Barry On A Half Shell (surfing in the crab nebula)

I am here for Networking

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

buffalo chicken sandwich,

Music:

http://www.last.fm/user/BarryRidesAgain/

Movies:

MOVIES WITH GORE SWORDS BARBARIANS FIGHTING MAFIA DEMONS FROM THE NEATHERWORLD . I ALSO LIKE INTERGALACTIC BIKER ZOMBIES WITH CHAINSAWS ATTACHED TO THEIR TITS RIDEING THEIR MOTORCYCLES ACROSS THE POST APOCALYPTIC WASTLAND IN SEARCH OF GASOLINE.

Television:

tom arnold eats a ham sandwich live on espn. NIGHT COURT

Books:

I am currently reading the NECRONOMICON...........CHARLSE BUKOWSKI PICKING UP HUMAN SHIT WITH WAX PAPER, DRIVING AROUND IN AN AUTOMOBILE AND THROWING IT IN AN OLD LADIES FRONT YARD...i also like H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King (Dark Tower, gunslinger stuff mostly night shft and the shining as well) Robert E. Howard, William S. Burroughs Sr. and William s. burroughs Jr., Chuck Phalunuck, Howard Zinn, Anthony Burgess, Jack Kerouac, "the book of werewolves" (1865) by Sabine Baring-Gould, James Joyce, John Fante, Kurt Vonnegut, Gene Wolfe As for bathroom reading I prefer "Modern Drunkard " Magazine or comic books

Heroes:

BIGFOOT Wotan/Odin, RICHARD PRIOR, Richard moll aka Bull of Night court fame, anyone who enjoys the art of vomiting on oneself

My Blog

Pissing dirty water out the muscle clamp

their once was a man from Nantucket who fancied shitting in buckets.till one day he ran out of foodyet he still was a very hungrey dudewhich put him in a rather foul mood suddenly he got an ideawhich ...
Posted by Barry On A Half Shell (surfing in the crab nebula) on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:03:00 PST

COMEING SOON! LIVE AT THE DUNK! AUTISM ON ICE!

YOU HEARD IT FIRST RIGHT HERE FOLKS, RETARDS ON ICE SKATES! WATCH THEM GLIDE ALONG AT ASTOUNDING SPEED DROOL TRAILING BEHIND. SCREAMING YARGULDYGARGALDYBODLOG. NOT SINCE THE DAYS OF BEAR BAITING HAVE ...
Posted by Barry On A Half Shell (surfing in the crab nebula) on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:50:00 PST