the gaping maw of banal necessity |
there was something in the air last friday, as a group of friends gathered at betty's, nashville's premier dive bar, to celebrate the arrival of a friend from out of town. the regulars were annoyed by...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 12:13:00 GMT |
i once shit on a guy in a nonsexual way |
the crawlspace under my current house had been collecting water & probably some septic overflow for about a year. the stench that it started producing around thanksgiving was unpleasant but didn't rea...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:27:00 GMT |
7 days over nevada |
the summer is over, as is the summer of sausage, & the lease on the house. it's in pretty good shape, except the gigantic red silkscreen ink stain, from the battle royale last week(there is s...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:20:00 GMT |
airtight logic |
1. toothbrushes! It has been a long time since i've had a toothbrush that actually fits in the toothbrush holder, but now that I do, I am swelled with pride. Someone needs to amend the sit...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:16:00 GMT |
first day at the dog... |
...was last night. I started by unclogging the giant globules of coagulated grease from the deep fryers. Then, mass confusion of setting up the kitchen for a private opening party. A keg was tapped bu...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:46:00 GMT |
summer house |
In a predictable change of plan, it appears I will be in Nashville for the summer, at the very least. The house is sweet, possibly the nicest place i've lived, but ours only until the end of aug...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 11:17:00 GMT |
a day in the life of an unemployable fuck-up |
About a month ago, i had a discussion with some friends about what we wanted to do before we died. The only thing i could think of was that i have never worked at a McDonald's, of course. Since being ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:31:00 GMT |
Sail away on the Block Island ferry |
for those of ya who wouldn't have noticed my absence anyway, i will be on the island with scotty O'dingleberry for a while. we leave fucking today. "Sail away on the Block Island ferry/take a tri...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 21:41:00 GMT |
7 random thoughts from today's general uneventfulness |
-reinventing the wheel, i was thinking this time, less wheel shaped.-i may have a stygmatism, but you people are fuckin ghastly.-i read earlier that the value of a penny nowadays is actually...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 23:07:00 GMT |
crom: the man, not the cute boy {another asinine yet informative survey} |
1. what is in your cd player right now?a slice of olive loaf
2. what is your favorite quote?"just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you" -brain dead
3. what is your least...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 22:40:00 GMT |
