Chuck Norris -
Facts: On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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Anna Lee, the wedding bells keep on ringing, Anna Lee!
Blow up all your TVs, throw away your papers, move to the country, build you a home!
American Gods by Neil Gaiman
Abraham Lincoln, from his First Inaugural Address on March 4, 1861: "We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory, stretching from every battlefield and patriot grave to every living heart and hearthstone all over this broad land, will yet swell the chorus of the Union, when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature."