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The Gent
People Iced: Twenty
Car Bombs Planted: Eleven
Favorite Weapon Bowling Balls
Arms Broken: Twenty Three
Eyes Gouged: Six
Tongues Cut Off: Eight
Biggest Enemy: The Canadian Strangler
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Penn State Football, Weight Watchers (have lost 80lbs in a year & 1/2 and looking for 40 more!!!), Running, Writing a Novel, Pro Wrestling, Knights of Columbus, Texas Hold 'Em, Throwing Darts, Gardening, Listening to Music, Cooking, Occasional Karaoke, Playing golf with Da Boys, and My Two Awesome Boys!

I'd like to meet:


Joe Paterno, Vince McMahon, Donald Trump, Billy Joel, Nolan Ryan, Tiger Woods, Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, Mick Foley, Trent Reznor, Gene Simmons and Mark Cuban. These are men I admire for traits I wish I had. Now for pure sexual desire I would love to hang with Britney Spears (I know...), Rachael Ray (yummy!), Jennifer Anniston, Sara Evans or Kelly Clarkson! For those who are not among the living I would have loved to have met: Edgar Allen Poe, Vince Lombardi, Al Capone, Ronald Reagan, Frank Sinatra, Andre the Giant, Mario Puzo, the "Original" Bozo the Clown, Satchel Paige and Chris Farley.

Music:


ABBA, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Avril Lavigne, BNL, Barry Manilow, Beastie Boys, Ben Folds, Billy Joel, The Bloodhound Gang, Bon Jovi, Britney Spears, Buckcherry, Chicago, Cowboy Mouth, Creed, Dean Martin, Eminem, Evanescence, Everclear, Faith Hill, Fall Out Boy, Flaw, Fozzy, Frank Sinatra, The Fray, Garth Brooks, Gnarls Barkley, Godsmack, Guns N' Roses, Jason Aldean, John Cena, Johnny Cash, Joss Stone, Kelly Clarkson, KISS, Lenny Kravitz, Luciano Pavarotti, Madonna, Manowar, Martina McBride, Metallica, Motley Crue, Mozart, Neil Diamond, NIN, Ozzy, Poison, Queen, Rachmaninov, Rascal Flatts, Rob Zombie, Sammy Hagar, Sara Evans, Staind, The Doors, The Eagles, Tim McGraw, Toby Keith, Tom Jones, U2, Van Halen, ZO2, 80's Pop, Rock & New Wave

Movies:




8 Mile, Apocalypse Now, Batman Begins, Batman, Beverly Hills Ninja, Blade Runner, Borat, Braveheart, Brother Bear, Carlitos Way, Cars, Casino, Clerks, Clerks 2, Conan The Barbarian, Donnie Brasco, Donnie Darko, Enemy At the Gate, Escape From New York, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Finding Nemo, Full Metal Jacket, Gladiator, Goodfellas, Grease, Hamburger Hill, Heat, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Miami Vice, Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space, Old School, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pirates of the Caribbean 2, Platoon, Raging Bull, Ready To Rumble, Red Dawn, Reservoir Dogs, Rocky Horror Pictureshow, Saving Private Ryan, Scarface, Spiderman 1 & 2, Star Wars (1-6), Starship Troopers, Superman Returns, The 40 Year Old Virgin, The Crow, The Godfather Trilogy, The Green Mile, The Incredibles, The Matrix, The Natural, The Princess Bride, The Punisher, The Rat Pack, Tombstone, Tommy Boy, Tron, Underworld, Underworld Evolution, X-Men 1-3

Television:

Sports, Wrestling, Jericho, King of Queens, How I Met Your Mother, Cooking Shows. Other than this, I am not watching the Boob Tube.

Books:

Cell, The Stand, The Big Bad Wolf, London Bridges, The Last Don, Omerta, Heir to the Empire Trilogy, and the one I am currently writing!!!

Heroes:

Ronald Reagan, Frank Sinatra, Nolan Ryan, Diamond Dallas Page, Joe Paterno, and the Men & Women of the US Armed Forces!

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My Blog

Things That Annoy Me & Other Incoherent Observations Vol.11

So, let's break the mold for once and do something different for the holidays. This month's edition of "Things That Annoy Me & Other Incoherent Observations" will be my personal "12 Days of Christ...
Posted by Touchdown® on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:09:00 PST

Stolen

Stolen     In the still of the night, she came. Swiftly and silently, she moves. And as a thief, she stole my heart. I did not know it, until it was too late. She denies it, but the beauty i...
Posted by Touchdown® on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:34:00 PST

Love

Love     The demons within grow strong, War. Fluid dreams conquer my every thought, Drunk. Tears streaming down my swollen face, Cry. The heart is broken in pieces, Loneliness. I can never w...
Posted by Touchdown® on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:11:00 PST

To Hold A Cloud

To Hold a Cloud     It's been a long time waiting, but I knew it would come. To hold a cloud, has been a dream of mine, and it came true. Crisp autumn breezes, whip across my face, as I gras...
Posted by Touchdown® on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:10:00 PST

Things That Annoy Me & Other Incoherent Observations Vol. 10

"So if you're lonely You know I'm here waiting for you I'm just a crosshair I'm just a shot away from you And if you leave here You leave me broken, shattered I lie I'm just a crosshair I'm just a sho...
Posted by Touchdown® on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:00:00 PST

Never Meant To Be

Never Meant to Be     Even though you are not here,           you are near. I reach out to you,         &...
Posted by Touchdown® on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:37:00 PST

Another Poem...

It Was Just a Kiss     I don't remember much, it all happened so fast. A surge of warmth, filled my very being.   Time moves ever so slow, when you have many miles to go. Capture the mo...
Posted by Touchdown® on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:17:00 PST

I have been tagged like 10 times!

So the rules are: once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with "9 weird things/habits about yourself". In the end, you need to choose the 9 people to be tagged and list them... dont forget t...
Posted by Touchdown® on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:28:00 PST

Things That Annoy Me & Other Incoherent Observations Vol. 9

"Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say, but nothin comes out when they move they lips, just a buncha gibberish, and muthaf#ckas act like they forgot about Dre!"   It's abou...
Posted by Touchdown® on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:57:00 PST

Things That Annoy Me & Other Incoherent Observations Vol. 8

"If you like to call me baby, just go ahead now!"   Hello Kids! Been missing me have ya? Well, fret no more. Another edition of life's comedy is here. That's right...its time once again for... &...
Posted by Touchdown® on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 08:36:00 PST