YOUR FUTURE EX-GIRLFRND aka CRIMES OF TRASHION

About Me

If youde Like to Join the Jessica Louise Street Team with a chance to win an outfit monthly just for posting bulletins, heres some information! XOXO I like the smell of warm laundry just out of the dryer, I cut the neck off of most of my t-shirts, I only wear g-strings, I have a thing for latex and bubble butts even though I don't have one(I like to look at yours), If you lie to me you'll be on my shit list for a very long time, same goes if you owe me $$, I think I have OCD, I hate smelly people that don't believe in deoderant....."thanks for subjecting me and everyone else to your stench." I also hate people that try to hijack the personality of the person they are dating because they secretly know how boring they really are. I

My Interests

A DOMESTIC MAN THAT WILL SLAP MY ASS AND PULL MY HAIR, WHILE WEARING YELLOW KITCHEN GLOVES.
60's & 70's Space-Age Furniture, Flokati rugs, Backrubs, Snuggles, Spooning, Kissing, Causing Trouble, Good haircuts, Flat Pillows, Photography, Fashion, FIONA, Fiona as a baby. FIONA FIONA FIONA

Fucked up Hair, Laser Lines, Buying Crazy Looking Ridiculously Expensive Clothing and Wearing it Like No one Else Can, Tattoos, People with Quirks, People Who Stick To Their Convictions, Screaming out your name in bed, CHOCOLATE-CHIP COOKIES, putting you in your place, Fishnets with seams up the back, vintage slips, not thinking about you, Rhinestones, Chocolate, Mascara, Lipgloss, Eyeliner, Things that Sparkle, Blythe dolls, Ginger Ale, Shirley Temples and Apple Juice.

I'd like to meet:

MANOREXICS!!! Anyone who willing to lend me their pet UNICORN. Other Hair stylists, photographers and people in the fashion industry. Annie Humphries, people with good hair and some fuckin' style, people who can breakdance or just try to dance, and anyone willing to amuse me.
More important is the list of people I don't want to meet or just wish didn't exist, and it's getting longer by the hour. SEE below !!!!!EURO TRASH!!!!!!Stupid frat guys, jocks and anyone wearing a white cap that says "cocks" on the front can go fuck themselves. You suck! People that play games or just want to wreck my head.... I have no time for you. The homeless guy in front of CVS on Newbury st. that always asks me for $$, get a job or just kill yourself. You take up too much room. People who look at my page over and over and never talk to me can also go fuck themselves. If you're that interested..... SAY SOMETHING! I like meeting new people. I know it might not sound like it, but I am usually a nice person.

Music:

Ima Robot, Hot Hot Heat, Esthero, Olive, Eamon Morrissey, Dizzee Rascal, The Faint, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ladytron, Peaches, The Unicorns, The Cure, The Smiths, Prince, Portishead, Siouxsie and the Banshees, AFI, Beck, LTJ Bukem, Everything but the Girl, Fiona Apple, Pretty Girls Make Graves, The Postal Service, The Notwist, All 80's New Wave...... need I say more?

Movies:

Edward Scissor Hands, BeetleJuice, The Forbidden Zone, The Original Willy Wonka, Heathers, Crash, Labyrinth, too many to bother listing.

Television:

Rescue Me, Blow Out, Third Watch, Trading Spouses, The Osbournes, The price is Right, S.V.U., All Lifetime and Made for TV Movies.

Books:

Who needs books when there are magazines?

Heroes:

Mr. Vidal Sassoon, Anthony Mascolo, & Robert Cromeans.

My Blog

Failure

,,,,,to communicate,,,,,,,,to live,,,,,,,,,,to breathe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,to exist,,,,,,,to wish,,,,,,,,,,,,,for something better,,,,,,,,,,,,,a moment,,,,,,a breath,,,,,,a sigh,,,,,,,,of relief,,,,,,,,,a h...
Posted by YOUR FUTURE EX-GIRLFRND aka CRIMES OF TRASHION on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:33:00 PST

Take the sugar away from the addict

Really, can someone come over and eat all the chocolate and cake in my house? It was my birthday and Halloween this week and everyone has given me chocolate and cake. 50 chocolate cover...
Posted by YOUR FUTURE EX-GIRLFRND aka CRIMES OF TRASHION on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:11:00 PST

MY EX

It seems all of my exes current girlfriends are feeling a little insecure. What are YOU looking for? You won't find it here. If you're dying to know something you should just ask.........so...
Posted by YOUR FUTURE EX-GIRLFRND aka CRIMES OF TRASHION on Wed, 24 May 2006 07:45:00 PST

Memories

It's funny how memories can be triggered by something as insignificant as a song or a smell. I've been having a case of the " I remember whens" lately. I might have to bust out the photo album.&n...
Posted by YOUR FUTURE EX-GIRLFRND aka CRIMES OF TRASHION on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 07:41:00 PST

I'm In L.A.

I'm in LA at Vidal Sassoon until the 13th...or is it the 14th? Who cares about dates,.all I know is that the same day I got off the plane I managed to buy 3 pairs of boots and a skirt! The...
Posted by YOUR FUTURE EX-GIRLFRND aka CRIMES OF TRASHION on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 08:53:00 PST

Klonopins and Tommy Lee

So I passed out last night after taking klonopin and I had the most romantic dream ever!!! Somehow I bumped into Tommy Lee crossing central park and he asked me where the Chrome Hearts store was. ...
Posted by YOUR FUTURE EX-GIRLFRND aka CRIMES OF TRASHION on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 08:36:00 PST

winter blues

I think I'm getting the "oh shit winter's coming" blues. I would love nothing more than to relax somewhere warm, that's not my bathtub. I feel like I spend the entire winter in the bath trying to get ...
Posted by YOUR FUTURE EX-GIRLFRND aka CRIMES OF TRASHION on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 08:27:00 PST

WHEN MORPHINE DOESN'T CUT IT

SO, I'M GETTING READY TO GO TO MY MOTHERS FOR JULY 4TH LOBSTER AND STEAK DINNER WHEN MY STOMACH STARTS FEELING LIKE SOMEONE JUST STABBED ME. JUST LIKE ALL OF THE SUDDEN. SO, I LIE DOWN ON THE COUCH FO...
Posted by YOUR FUTURE EX-GIRLFRND aka CRIMES OF TRASHION on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dragons / Drag ons

I'm fgucked. I'm drunk and rambling about yoga stuff. Drinking makes everything better for about 30 minutes then I start feeling sick. Prolly just nerves, becuse I start thinking too much and I get pi...
Posted by YOUR FUTURE EX-GIRLFRND aka CRIMES OF TRASHION on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm going to Aruba

Tomorrow morning first thing I'm on a plane outta here. I'm getting out of this shitty weather for the second time in two months and I'm going to Aruba. I'm so spoiled and I love it. The only two thin...
Posted by YOUR FUTURE EX-GIRLFRND aka CRIMES OF TRASHION on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST