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About Me

Well. It's been two months since I entered the bar business with my new bar called Liberty, and I have to say that it's been interesting to say the least. What to say aboout it? Hmm.....Here: www.myspace.com/libertybar. Feel free to friend yourself up if you'd like.
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*So, now I have reached the over 1K point of views. Who in the living hell is viewing me? Why? How - for that matter? Who is on Myspace checking people out? Now - not that I mind that you're checking me out I suppose, but I wonder how in the world you found this one page in the multitute of Myspacers? Hmm... ==================
A little while ago, I was asked to be auctioned off for some good cause, and when I was waiting to be put up on the auction block, I kept thinking of funny shit to say about this situation:
So, here it goes - my thoughts on being auctioned off:
"Because at $50, that's only $25 each for you couples, or $10 each for you gang-bangers."
"Because even though Craigslist is free, if you bid on Andrew at least you won't show up for drinks on your next Craigslist date and find your father sitting there waiting for you."
"Bidding on Andrew here is a stunning discount compared to what he goes for in the back of The Stranger."
Here are some questions about it that I wish friends has asked:
"So, Andrew, do you have to spend the whole date with the person, or just until he's finished?"
"Is it a $50 minimum, or $100 with release?"
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Well. Here we are. Just the two of us. Why exactly are we here, and, should we take advantage of it? The answer is 'yes'.
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Lately I have been wondering what it would be like to win the lottery. Hmm. And, what would I do with...say...$20 million dollars... What would YOU do with $20 million dollars? Hmm. ===
Oh, if you're in Seattle, feel free to join up on this group:
http://groups.myspace.com/libertybar
I'll be announcing events in that group, and giving away a lot of free drinks and such for those that are in the group.
Want something free now? Stop by and grab a t'shirt.
Liberty 517 15th Ave. (CapHill)

My Interests

Nirvana, Long naps, NYT, Figuring Out Where In The World To Go Next (And When), Leggy Chicks, Bitching 'bout Bush, Photography, Big Ass Cats, Yadda Yadda Yadda. What else... Let's see, shows, great cheap red wine, and anything new in the world.

I'd like to meet:

Are you easy? Is your sister? Maybe your roommate?

Geez......just kidd'n, just kidd'n.

OK - here we go: Interesting (and interested) without being too poised or self-conscious, funny, smart as all get-out, relatively well-adjusted, - shut-ins ok - just none of that self-absorption, or habit of doing things that call for saying "I'm sorry" a lot, ok?

Basically, anyone with a strong sense of self, high-integrity, hilarious, smart, beautiful and who isn't a republican.

Parker Posey.

Music:

Let's see: A main course of Nirvana, then add some Built To Spill, throw in a little Modest Mouse and Nick Cave, sprinkle in some Lowrider for spice, glaze with a bit of Elliott Smilth and Nick Drake, and have some Death Cab on the side with a Nina Simone apertif.

Movies:

Apocalypse Now, Caddyshack, All About Eve, Godfather, Midnight Run, Rushmore, Brazil, Good Will Hunting, Lost In Translation...

Books:

Too many. Lots. All sorts. Ask me. Suggest something. Oh - Grahm Greene - awesome.. Oh, if you have not read Master and Commander (yeah, the movie was made partly of this book), do yourself a favor and read it. This series of books has easily the best two characters of any books that I have ever read. I'm telling you - go read it. If I had to pick one more? Hmm. Something by Emberto Eco. Foucault's Pendulum probably.

Heroes:

John Leguizamo, John Stewart, Nina Simone, Tiger Woods, Jack Aubrey and Stephen Maturin.

My Blog

It's a big, big world.

Real quick: I tend not to 'blog' that much, but having recently seen the movie Syriana and having a reaction to it, I thought that I'd put my thoughts onto this stupid bloggidyblog thingy...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 08:09:00 PST

Here's Why:

I dig Myspace a little more than I used to. I mean, I like the idea, but when Friendster came out, I was really into seeing my 8,000 people grow to 800,000 and encouraging my real-world friends to joi...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST