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Escape Artist

Sara mutha fuckin Shay

About Me

Christmas Present

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My Interests

Music, sex, Pilates/movement, my cats Nora and Bogie (short for Bogart), getting tattooed, getting thigh high in some good ole fashioned trouble, anatomy and learning all I can about the human body, guys who wear Old Spice, good conversation, people with old souls, road trips, smoking j's, dancing, gardening & chillin'.

I'd like to meet:

People who make me think, people who love animals, people who give me stuff, people who return emails and text messages, non-morons and generally anyone who's not a complete ass...people who want to meet me. Ooh, ooh also, if anyone happens to know a chiropracter who is a retired tattoo artist please let me know because I need to marry him. Thank you.

Music:

is my heroin. Wouldn't be able to live life without it. Here's a semi-genre-organized list of some of the shit I like....know I won't be able to think of em all but I'll try. We'll see how long my ADD brain can last...A) The Blood Brothers, As I Lay Dying, In-fucking Flames, Circle Takes the Square, Saetia, Factory 81, Rancid, old NOFX, Op Ivy, Blindside, Yage, Bright Calm Blue, From Autumn to Ashes, Botch, Grade, Recover, The Deftones, Tool, Mad Sin, Against Me, The Refused, Shai Hullud, Dragonforce...some Slayer every now and then, Black Dahlia Murder.....B) Sage Francis, Atmosphere, the Roots, Tupac, Dead Prez, Snoop Dog/Dr Dre, Missy Elliot, eminem, Sage Francis, Otis Redding, Billy Holiday, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Bob Marley, Outkast, Devon tha Dude, Blue Scholars, some Ludacris,SageFrancis....is my fave.....C) Jawbreaker, old Alkaline Trio, old Piebald, Bright Eyes, Planes Mistaken for Stars, Cursive, Jets to Brazil, Propagandhi, The White Stripes, Tom Waits, At the Drive In/The Mars Volta, Built to Spill, Reggie and the Full Effect, Death Cab, Desparacitos, Les Savvy Fav, Coheed and Cambria, Modest Mouse, radiohead, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Faint, Brazil, The Weaker Thans...tired of thinking, there's more i'm sure.

Movies:

Godfather I & II, Goodfellas, Fight Club, Scarface, High Fidelity, Dirty Dancing, Silence of the Lambs, Stigmata, Pulp Fiction, Requiem for a Dream, Million Dollar Baby, all the Muppet Movies, Kids in the Hall: Braincandy, Amalie, City of God, Napoleon Dynamite, all the American Pie Movies, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Grease, Blow, Titanic, The Piano, The English Patient.

Television:

Ghost Hunters....fuck yeah T.A.P.S! No Resvervations with Anthony Bordain, the discovery channel rocks, sex and the city, blind date. Lots of crappy E tv.

Books:

Like a lot of non fiction. The more depressing the better.

Heroes:

Single mothers, cancer survivors, my aunt and my mom.

My Blog

today

So today is the day my mom would be turning 66 years old. Crazy, it's hard to believe that she has been gone for ten years now. Her birthday is never really that sad cause she hated growing old with a...
Posted by Escape Artist on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:34:00 PST

my obituary...haha, it really is true. amazing


Posted by Escape Artist on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:47:00 PST

Best lyric in a song ever

"I couldn't see the love and affection. It was camoflauged as a jungle of erections." -The Blood Brothers
Posted by Escape Artist on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 04:20:00 PST

I need to put myself on ice for a few days

Is it a rule that as soon as you fully commit to leaving a place that all of a sudden all these amazingly hot dudes come out of the woodwork and are all about you?This is the second time this has happ...
Posted by Escape Artist on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 01:51:00 PST

so funny, I put it in my blog!

So tonight driving home from work I heard a funny ass story about myspace and how crazy it makes people. Apparently a girl in mesa Az saw that another girl was posting comments and pics on her boyfrie...
Posted by Escape Artist on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 05:24:00 PST

A little before-bedtime blogging for everyone

So....I have officially decided. April is the move date. I was being wishy washy about it for a while thinking that I should stay in seattle thru next summer for various reasons, mostly reasons that w...
Posted by Escape Artist on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:03:00 PST

nudity on the streets of seattle

So last nite Chloe and I were at Kincoras pub on Pine street with some friends having a drink and all of a sudden I hear chloe proclaim "Is that girl naked?!"I look up from my drink and there is a gir...
Posted by Escape Artist on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 01:05:00 PST

Pet peeves...(ongoing list)

-Washington drivers in general-people who drive fancy fast sports cars 50 mph in the left lane. If you have a car that's meant to go fast,,,,please, please for the love of god drive it like it's meant...
Posted by Escape Artist on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:50:00 PST

Never a dull moment in the life of a pilates teacher/ house sitter extraodinair

So I have been house sitting a butt load lately....the lastest place is not too bad at all...Three story house on Lake Sammamish, private beach and dock, pool house, pool table, fuckin good times man....
Posted by Escape Artist on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:43:00 PST

yay, I did a survey and put it in my blog.....thanks clo

1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?An afghan my grandma made, cigarettes that I hide while I'm at work and a bunch of cassette tapes of old punk rock music2. What would make your partne...
Posted by Escape Artist on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 05:31:00 PST