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Miss White

What the fuck, Hufflepuff?

About Me


My Interests

Bill O'reilly is a sad...sad man. "In the beginning the Universe was created... This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." i work. i sleep. i interact with friends. i laugh. i write words with a keyboard. i have a myspace account. i have hair. i use my eyes to see and my nose to breath...sometimes. i walk on my feet which are connected to my ankles... then legs. i raise my arm to my mouth by way of my elbow bending. I enjoy ingesting decaf by contracting the muscles in my throat. Snake like throat muscle moves. I inhale cigarette smoke into my lungs which are located internally. not externally. Contrary to popular belief i do have bones.♠ Sometimes i draw. Sometimes i dont...like right now. I'm not drawing.I'm a people watcher. I also enjoy watching people fall down i'm addicted to sushi ...it's a wonderful substitute for crack. I listen to NPR and Howard Stern. They both talk about Bush... i don't like either kind. I like to think of myself as a nerd, but then i have to remind myself that i am not smart enough. I can't remember lyrics, names or titles to save my life. I changed my name when i was eight. My aunt told me i was stupid for doing so...it stuck for almost two years. I have never had the 'naked at school' or 'flying' dream. I'm pretty sure i have seen a UFO, but then again i once thought i was being attacked by zombies. I don't like kids. but i don't think they deserve to be mistreated. I was a Vegisaurus for two years...it was a silly idea.I like Sea life and houses near the sea life. Too bad the sea is scary. i would admire it from my porch.I want to start collecting old Atlases.

I'd like to meet:

The Radiolab guys... and the audio cortex neurons.

Music:

Queen, Jazz, Classical Music, Radiohead, Muse, Jay White, Sunny Day real estate, Ella fitzgerald, Amelie soundtrack/Yann Tiersen, Yo Yo Ma, Danny Elfman, Sicko, Buena vista social club, Queen....a whole bunch more that i can't think of right now....

Movies:

magic.

Television:

Jeopardy, The Future-Family-Simpsons, arrested development, Lost, Cowboy Bebop, ranma 1/2, John Krasinski...er...The Office, Jeff Corwin and Discovery/Science channel. Raise the roof. yup...indeed.

Books:

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Blink, Freakonomics, A Brief History of Nearly everything, Fantasy, David Sedaris, Non-Fiction Science/data.... oh and Elf Quest all the way. Shut up.

My Blog

Crikey!


Posted by Miss White on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 06:25:00 PST

I have an excuse for being this dumb. I'm american.

So if you're the typical american, and i know i am, i can't tell you exactly how my own government works. That's why the British are so handy...you can ask any british person...actually most non-ameri...
Posted by Miss White on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:10:00 PST

Let the games begin

Whether you're the true meaning of "Vegitarian" or not...this concerns everyone. Not because there will no longer be sushi - But rather it's yet another sign of what's to come because of our actions. ...
Posted by Miss White on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:34:00 PST

For me to poop on...

So i had a pretty shitty fucking day. I know a couple people who also had shitty days. Plus, i'm sure there are a whole bunch of people who also had a crap-oh-la day and i'm just not aware of it yet.....
Posted by Miss White on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:05:00 PST

Delicious.

Oh my god. this is awesome. Click here for Article one. Click herefor the next one. and finish it off with a wafer thin mint, here! Whatever you do...don't forget dessert. ...
Posted by Miss White on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 05:41:00 PST

Muy Importante.

For 30 years, Sonoma State University's Project Censored has released an annual list of the most important news stories not covered by the corporate media in the United States. Find out more here: Pr...
Posted by Miss White on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:21:00 PST

I am an Allieism Warrior!

I'm spreading the gospel... ______________________ Allieism is the factual life story of our lord and savior 'Alexandra Get your Clothes On'. Rigel 1:25 Alexandra was born in the land of Princ...
Posted by Miss White on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 04:01:00 PST

"you just described every great success story."

'Say Anything' is an amazing movie. one day i will find my own Lloyd Dobler...i can only hope. i should probably get the brownies out of my teeth first.
Posted by Miss White on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 11:52:00 PST