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selena

my name's lavicious cashmere.

About Me


i have an unhealthy obsession with car washes.

My Interests

coffee in the morning. specfically at the goat. living with terrance and mel. specifically living with terrance's sexy cheetah poster and the copious amounts of family guy dvds. working with megan. pushing teens around. more specifically having my pride destroyed when they push me back harder. beer. all kinds. i don't discriminate. the fact that it takes us 45 minutes to organize a game of kickball that will last only 10 minutes before we call it a day. dysfunctional christmas mornings in august. the onion. stephen colbert. francesca rosko. sushi. harassing dre. karate chop greetings a la renae. i think that's about it.

I'd like to meet:


people who can do "the freddy". a baby panda. and him. if he was really like jim.

Music:

harps. lots of harps.

Movies:

so we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be...

Television:

i've been recently introduced to the wonderful world of tv on dvd. arrested development, the office, the daily show, newsradio and stella rock my world like it's never been rocked before.

Books:

wigfield. naked. the curious incident of the dog in the nighttime. motherless brooklyn. sudoku puzzle books and other brain teasers as these serve to humble me. the bridge to terabithia.

Heroes:

the love o' me life:

keith olbermann

and this man, the one and only, Stephen Colbert: (click to see the video of him at the White House Correspondents Dinner)

My Blog

the dangers of dehydration...

drink up the H2O, kids. fer reals. today was the ever lovely andrea jane's birthday. she turned 32. the hag. ok, fine. she's 23. but she looks, well...shit. i can't even lie. she looks damn good. it's...
Posted by selena on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:55:00 PST

"no...you don't get to be that far away..."

oh, selena...you're so incredibly sillly. stop this non-sense before you hurt yourself. anyway, a pattern has developed and not a good one, mind you. normally i am all for routine and accountabil...
Posted by selena on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:42:00 PST

the minor fall and the major lift...

ok. leonard cohen may have written that song, but jeff buckley owned it. however, that said...rose...tonight...singing in a tired old bar, made me feel like the world was sacred for those f...
Posted by selena on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:47:00 PST

long live the nutria!

so my deaf neighbor may be the noisiest person i know. this is not an attempt to poke fun. she's nice. but oh, my holy hannah...she's killing me. this morning marks the second time i've been woken up ...
Posted by selena on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:40:00 PST

oh, i've been such a fool...

oh...if you could feel the angst expressed in these words by emerson hart, you could never rightfully question anything in your life ever again. anyway...yes. i've been such a...
Posted by selena on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:48:00 PST

stupid gary kasparov.

so, something you may or may not know about selena: she abhors playing board games. except for yatzhee because that game just plain owns. but we're talking about cranium, trivial pursuit and...
Posted by selena on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:03:00 PST

do you like me?

Check box:♦ yes♦ noif only things were that easy these days. i know i should just ask if i even have a chance, but i can't bring myself to do it, and there hasn't been the right time. not...
Posted by selena on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 02:27:00 PST

where am i, and why am i not wearing any pants?

is an absolutely horrible first thought of the morning. i'd say that on record even. and senor patron, you pinche cabron. taking advantage of my recently deposited paycheck...i go...
Posted by selena on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:33:00 PST

it's topical, people!

so i watched "the constant gardener" last night. i don't know if it was just because i've been feeling sick and i'm also tired, but holy, holy, it was freaking sad. i even cried. selena "i don't cry a...
Posted by selena on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:40:00 PST

most non-triumphant.

that's right. i'm sporting a line from bill and ted's excellent adventure as my blog title. get it.anyway, i've decided the following: i need to learn to be ok dancing by myself. tonight was so frustr...
Posted by selena on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 03:03:00 PST