I like big butts and i can not lie. I also paint.
Bill O'Reilly. So that I could invite him to dinner where I would slip a Rohypnol (roofie) in his beverage. That way I could much more easily persuade him into my basement, where I would use a porceline toilet-seat cover to knock his teeth into his throat and leave him for dead.(oohhh...you're dark)
Joseph Arthur, Copeland, Andre Nikatina, Placebo, Peaches, The Pale Pacific, Protecting Gheel, No More Stereo, M.J. all the way, Elliott Smith, Logan Whitehurst and the Junior Science Club, Circa Survive, the Weakerthans, The Most Awesome Protagonist, Broken Social Scene, I still like Beck, .... and I will never like Maroon 5.
anything but garden state or the cutting edge.
Arrested Development.
anything but James Frey. In Me Own Words: The Autobiography of Bigfoot and anything Vonnegut,Palanuik,Sedaris,Robbins etc.
whiskey. and that chick who farted during her audition for America Idol.