Derrick

In the U.S. American citizens must serve time on jury duty. Be apart of the judicial process and get paid very little money to do it. You sit and listen and make a judgment about your fellow citizen along with a judge.My time came and I was selected to serve so I spent a lot of time with strangers listening to lawyers trying to convince us the jury that they had enough evidence to put away this corrupt wall street company.I had a front row seat and everyday the lawyers would be pacing back and forth in front of me endlessly speaking. I would draw sketches of all the witness's that would come up to testify. I did this to pass the time also helping to pass the time I would take glances every now and then at the stenographers who recorded everything that was being said because they happen to be really good looking.One warm sunny morning I happen to slip into a light sleep and was drifting softly away. I was then suddenly awaken by my own fart that echoed through out the court room in the mid sentence of the prosecuting states attorney of New York City. Everyone could not help but hear this deep baritone sound scream aloud along with myself. I was wondering if it really happen or was it a part of my dream but when I looked and didn't see the fingers of the good looking stenographer moving anymore and the prosecuting attorney had stop pacing I realized then it was really happening and was very real.

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